Might As Well Get This Outta The Early. You'll Notice (I Hope) That A lot Of My Postings Are Written "Tongue-N-Cheek"(No I Don't Mean A Rim Job) And Are Intended To Amuse Or Entertain The Reader (If Any). I Can Only Say That I Promise To Be Open & Honest with Those Who Are Open & Honest With Me. Some Will Find Me Witty & Humorous, While Others Just A Smart Ass. Now I Ask You, Which Would You Rather Be, A Smart Ass Or A Dumb Ass?..:? ..^:-J .^:-J.^:-JNOW ABOUT ME & WHAT I BELIEVE. ..^:-J.^:-J.^:-J 1st) If Momma Ain't Happy, Nobodies Happy. 2nd) There Are as Many Ways To Play As There Are Players. 3rd) While Big Boob's, An Awesome Ass, Being Hung Like A , Are All Fun To Play With, Communication Is What Turns Good Sex Into Great Sex. 4th) Swinging Is Only What Ya Make It. It Won't Save A Bad Relationship Or Ruin A Good One...:(( , .:((.:((

My Ideal Person Well Now Let's Just See Whose Out There, Shall We? My Primary Interests Would Be In Meeting Women, Couples, And Groups Who Are Looking To "SPICE" Things Up A Bit In The Bedroom. (Or Kitchen, Or Hot-Tub, Or Theaters, Or Public, Or Planes-Trains-&-Automobiles-LO...

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
Done 15 Outta 19. See What Ya Can Do If Ya Live Long Enough

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Latex, Fisting, Massage, Basically Whatever makes Momma Happy

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level, A little of each, Whether Their Intrested in Me or Not

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Sure Have, Joan Collins In A Threesome With Mr.Rodgers
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Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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