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My Ideal Person The most important thing about a lover is that I connect with them on some way. But really, I am not looking for that at the moment. Sex is nice, but I'd rather find a good friend that also is a fabulous lover.
Be funny, be passionate, be daring. Be yourself, don't lie. This is a fantasy playground, so play out your fantasies...don't make your life the fantasy.
I'm not into cheaters.
Please be at a secure point in your life. Healthy and sane are important to me.
Obviously I took the time to write out a profile that describes me. I spent 15 minutes making sure that I will meet the kind of people that I would sleep with. If you didn't then you are barking up the wrong tree, this nut won't crack for you, comprende?
Some things that really put me off of a guy are:
1) Unsolicited, overly descriptive fantasies of what they would like to do to me in my inbox. I don't know you, why on earth would you say that shit to me?
2) A bunch of photos of your dick, and nothing else. Or your dick buried in some orifice…and you can only see like a half inch of your cock sticking out. So unappealing, and really a huge turn off. Oh, and any pictures where I can't figure out what I am looking at. Those are the worst. Why send them or post that?
3) Testimonials that are too graphic or weird. If you have them up I have to question what type of person you are. I don't want to know how many women you've fucked on the site, or anything about what you have done with them. Now that isn't the same as a pleasant and respectful testimonial about how one was punctual, or gentlemanly. Those are a whole different vein altogether and can go a long way to showing that you are a legitimate person here with class.
4) If your profile is bare bones. Why would you pay to come to this site and not make the most of your money? Use the space you are given to tell us about yourself. Use your photos to show us who you are.
5) If you are whiny in your profile. No one wants to hear about how you don't like women, your ex is a bitch, and how we all are out to get you. Wake up call…you will never get a response with that. Or if you are complaining about how the women here aren't real. Trust me there are real women here, we are the ones with photos that look like real people. And if you ever want a quick education on the percentages on this site, simply click the browse by location section and check out how many men are looking for women in your area vs. how many women are looking for men. Do the math and figure it out. We can't possibly meet demand, and unless you take the time to make your profile interesting/spectacular/stand out/awesome then we will just go for the ones that do bother to. Hey, no one said life was fair.
6) If I send a guy a "No thank you email" and he uses that opportunity to show what a worthless jerk he is by sending me hate mail instead of a respectful answer. Hey, I know rejection is hard, but there is a reason so many women don't bother saying "no thank you." It's because we have been so rudely treated, so many times, that we don't want to bother.
7) If you are lying. After a certain point I got really good at picking up on the liars, and the cheaters. I am just not interested in someone that I cannot trust.
Avoid these pitfalls and you'll be much better off.
Now for all of you that think I am being too picky, well so what if I am? Maybe you should try it yourself.
And for those of you that read my profile, all they way to the end, you are cool baby
What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Heart, Stabbing Westward, Matchbox 20
What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Hard Bondage, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Massage
What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Creativity/Kinkiness level
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Karl Urban, he has the sexiest eyes and neck, so strong.
Frankly he needs to do more half naked movies like Pathfinder.
Charlize Theron, she is a classic beauty, and those green
eyes make her gorgeous.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual
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Looking For: Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 women) |
Birthdate: | January 3, 1983 |
Hometown: | Everett, Washington, United States |
Relocate?: | Maybe/Yes |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 5 ft 5 in / 165-167 cm |
Body Type: | A little extra padding |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I use some recreational drugs |
Education: | Some college |
Occupation: | Permie |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Atheist |
Have Children: | Yes. We live together. |
Want Children: | Maybe |
Bra Size: | 42 / 95 Above DD / E |
Speaks: | English |
Hair Color: | Brown |
Hair Length: | Long |
Eye Color: | Brown |
Glasses or Contacts: | None |