I am still not Bi or Bi-curious. I really am a smart ass, but I prefer to make people laugh and to be a bit silly. Though I am a bit goofy I am not a push over or stupid, in fact I might just amaze and surprise you. I am not a spring chicken, nor do I want to be, I am me and prefer people, that are themselves. I love to laugh and friends that can join in on a ridiculous "tale" in the making. Life is far too short for drama, though there are always good and bad things happening in our lives. I will always answer a question, though it may not agree with what you are seeking. So beware :) I would like to find a woman that can afford, and tries, to buy me dinner, but I probably won't let her.

My Ideal Person My ideal person is fun, outgoing, uninhibited and enjoys having fun whether we are having dinner or walking in the park. She would not be vulgar or rude, though I don't hold a few F-bombs against anyone, someone who is crude just isn't good. She must have a bit of tolerance about her, as I can be a bit trying though I never intend to be. She needs to be happy with herself, as I do not have hang ups on size, weight or color.

WOW, and I get hate mail for being honest. Really?

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
so many

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Urolagnia (Water Sports/Urine), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Voyeurism, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I would love to have Stevie Nicks, and or Selma Hyek.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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