Into voyeurism.

My Ideal Person A man that likes to CAM and also would appreciate the following jokes:

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints."

Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections."

The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?"

An engineer, a mathematician, a statistician, and a physicist are staying in a hotel room. A fire emerges from the electrical socket, and all four are awoken in a panic. The engineer thinks to douse the flames using anything but water. The physicist thinks to shut off all power and rushes down to the hotel lobby. The mathematician is convinced that no solution exists and goes back to bed. The statistician lights the curtains of the room on fire and says "We need more data."

A mathematician and an engineer agree to a psychological experiment.
The mathematician is put in a chair in a large empty room and a beautiful naked woman is placed on a bed at the other end of the room.

The psychologist explains, "You are to remain in your chair. Every five minutes, I will move your chair to a position halfway between its current location and the woman on the bed."

The mathematician looks at the psychologist in disgust. "What? I'm not going to go through
this. You know I'll never reach the bed!" And he gets up and storms out.
The psychologist makes a note on his clipboard and ushers the engineer in. He explains the situation, and the engineer's eyes light up and he starts drooling.
The psychologist is a bit confused.
"Don't you realize that you'll never reach her?"
The engineer smiles and replies, "Of course! But I'll get close enough!"

Old chemistry teachers never die, they just fail to react.
What did the receiver say to the radio wave? Ouch! That megahertz
Who solves mysteries involving electricity? Sherlock Ohms
Q: Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
A: Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
A neutron walked into a bar and asked, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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