I'm somewhat shy at first, believe it or not, but when you meet me, you'll probably brag to your friends and take me to meet your parents! LOL! I'm cautious, but am rather excited to get out into the world again, to find someone or someones to be with. I like to be descreet, but I love to please my woman beyond her limits or expectations. I am drug/disease free and expect the same. Hurry, because I need to hear from you very soon. Don't miss out on this opportunity...I'm really a nice guy that can give you goosebumps.....and a whole lot more in a very good way, too! I'm not bragging or stuck on myself, I'm just telling you like it really is. Confident in my abilities to please is all it is, thank you very much! :D If you don't know what my introduction title means, you need to contact me soon. If you know what it means, CONTACT ME NOW!!

My Ideal Person Like Ludicrous says in his song...I need a "lady on the street and a freak in the sheets!" That sums it up pretty good. Someone honest, genuine and someone who loves to do things, like go to sports events or let me make them dinner. Someone to take my breath away as well as me take theirs, for however long or short the relationship, if any, will be. Somebody that might also be a friend as well as a lover, hopefully both, if not, then we'll see what happens. Hopefully all of the above!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Nickelback, Ninepin, Eminem, Linkin Park,

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
To come home to find my woman or women on the bed dressed in
black lace camisole teddies with garter belts attached
to black fishnet stockings, with a shaved pussy ready for
me to lick into oblivion! I pounce, lick, suck toes and fuck
until I cum on the black lace or all over her face, down her
throat, swallowing all of my love juice. Then I repeat over
and over again.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Fetishes, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Black lingerie on my women, Black fishnet stockings on my women

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Eliza Ducshue. She's the gymnast that tries out for the cheerleading squad in "Bring it on." I take her to the opening of her latest movie, but we leave halfway through, hit the limo and fuck like wild dogs in heat all the way back to the hotel. I'm talking doggie, on top, reversed, upside down and 69 plus more...I would make sure she couldn't walk for at least a week. It would be that good!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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