Hi! I have a great sense of humor, Love to laugh, I love to cook and I'm pretty good at it I'm told (that was right before I unstrapped them from the electric chair in my living room)I love music, playing it, listening to it, eating it (makes a great stir fry :-P) And I like, well, stuff, who doesn't like stuff?!?! I'm up for being friends, with or without benefits (401K required) so hit me up and say Hi! :-) I'm a professional, and I will respect you, and I'm willing to try about everything, actually, I've DONE about everything, I'll share dirty secrets, and do things, just ask, if it's no, it's no. I trust you will be discreet just as i will be, so if the new's show's up, well, anyway......

My Ideal Person Hmmmm let see, a woman with 6 Pussy's strategically located?
Kidding I'd like to meet someone that doesn't need to know what I'm thinking every 15 seconds, is secure about her self, laid back, funny, doesn't sweat the small stuff (some sweating is fine, just not about the small stuff)Likes to be pampered, doesn't mind me calling just to say Hi.
Or, if you just like sex, I can deal with that too so there.