I am me. 5'8", 240 pounds of round woman. I have wicked sense of humor and a biting wit. I am very intelligent, well spoken, and expect the same. UPDATE: January 27, 2008: Life has a way of thowing us curve balls. Due to a work related injury I am left unable to walk more than a few steps and must rely on a powerchair for mobility. So before contacting me I wanted to make you aware of those physical limitations. If you contact me then I can only assume they do not matter to you and that you're aware of them.

My Ideal Person I am looking for a financially stable partner, not a boytoy looking for Mommy to take care of you. I am interested mainly in single partners. If you are married or attached, then don't waste my time and yours.

You have to be taller than me (5'8") and in fairly good physical condition. I prefer men who are athletic to average build. Although I am a BBW, BHM's do not do it for me. We all have our preferences don't we? Mine tend to be tall athletic alpha types, that are well educated, well read, well traveled, articulate, and successful, that need a respite from the control they exert during their professional lives.

I am looking for a friend first, lover second. If you are looking for a quick fuck and run, look elsewhere. I'm not interested. I prefer quality to quantity. If all you have to offer is blantant sex talk, then you're not the one for me. I prefer men with brains who can converse on any number of subjects. If sex is all you have to talk about, I'd find you boring.

I am NOT looking for a husband. I've been married and it is NOT for me. I am not looking for a monogamous relationship. I am looking for someone to kick back with and watch some movies. Someone to have dinner with. Someone who can come over and change a lightbulb or fuck my brains out...whatever need arises.

If you have no photo on your profile or attached to your message, expect no response.

NO SMOKERS PLEASE!!

I guess I need to put this in all capital letters because some men seem to think it doesn't apply to them...
NO MARRIED/ATTACHED MEN!! NO EXCEPTIONS!!!