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My Ideal Person My ideal person has a great laugh. And wonderful eyes. And maybe I'm prejudiced or close minded but .. I swear .. sometimes I look at a woman and just want to say "Lady .. why don't you EAT something? You look unhealthy." I like women a little on .. the .. fluffy .. side. Now, I'm not talking Orca tsunami. But society has gone .. strange and weird .. somehow .. with this "thin" thing. Real men don't like that. Maybe you can change my mind. I've been known to be wrong from time-to-time.
Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
One of the fantasies that I have that I have yet to experience
is having a very, very discreet crossdressing male that
is very pretty. One that really knows how to dress .. lipstick
.. nails .. gold hoop earrings .. prefer a blonde wig. And
have him be my secret. Fantasize about full anal and filling
him with my sperm during a French kiss. I've never French
kissed a male before. Would enjoy being dominant with him
and having him serve and wait on me a bit after sex in a playful
relationship-like circumstance. Might end the sessions
with me verbally demeaning him as being a sissy and licking
my cock and getting in to deep anal tongue worship (with
EXTREME hygiene on my part) while he masturbates himself
to conclusion. Maybe begging me to pee before I leave him
and cleaning me with his mouth. I would make sure that the
front door was closed as I French kissed him goodbye and
I would like to see a sadness in his eyes that I was leaving
him. Maybe even a tear from time-to-time that I could wipe
away with a gentle kiss. And then I would leave and we would
both continue on as if nothing ever happened .. it being
just our secret.
What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A remote wilderness spot
Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Christina Hendricks. There's something
about that lady. Reminds me of my first wife .. looked just
like her (no joking, no kidding) Everytime I watch "Mad
Men" I think, "You jackass. Why did you divorce
her?". Then, I remember .. I could have a better conversation
with my German Shepherd. Eventually, you have to leave
the bedroom and, you know, have some social interaction.
<br><br> But, Christina Hendricks, whew. That's .. that's
about as good as it gets. <br><br> Absolutely love Rosamund Pike. Look her up. totally beautiful.
<br><br> Kelli Garner .. man .. that.is .. GREAT GOOGILY
MOOGILY that lady is some kind of beautiful. I can't
figure out why she isn't the new Marilyn Monroe. Hollywood
is dumb .. she'd sell a billion dollars in movie tickets.
Mostly from me. <br><br> Sophie Marceau. <br><br> Mary Louise-Parker[/B]. There's just
something about the way she speaks to men. She just
doesn't take any sh!t, WHAT so .. ever .. from a man.
Just this demeaning, nasty attitude when she speaks to
me as in "I will SLAP THE TASTE OUT OF YOUR MOUTH, BOY".
When she speaks like that I'd walk a mile just to stand
in her garbage. It's just the way she speaks
.. that lady's voice and attitude man, it's like
Hyper-Steroid-Super-Meth MARTIAN BLASTED Viagra. And
if I ever had a conversation with her, I would have
to consult a physician. But it damn straight would be a lady
physician. And she'd be in for a very hard time.
<br><br> Linda Ronstadt in the 70's .. and Stevie Nicks .. their
voices. Wow. Annie Wilson from Heart. Every time I see her
on TV or in magazines today I'm reminded that she isn't
married right now and I think "I should .. I should
go to Seattle and woo that friggin' BBW sex goddess."
I'd smoether her with French kisses 23 hours out of
every day. And she'd have to call Mary Louise-Parker,
eventually, and say "You gotta come down here and
get do that voice you do and get this guy off me. I got sucker
bites on my sucker bites. He's unstoppable."
<br><br> But <br><br> .. if I did good here on Earth .. <br><br> and I get to heaven and God is like .. you know .. really cool
.. and says, "Alright, whatever you want for one night
.." I'd be like, "Well, then give me Christina
Hendricks and Kelli Garner and you'll probably have
to reconsider my status here in the morning. Because ..
there's gonna be some serious SIN
happening for about 10 solid hours. You and Your Boy and
those 12 dudes He hangs around with will be rolling that
videotape back for The Cosmic YouPorn File. John or Peter
or somebody will probably say, 'if we ever have another
Black Plague down there and we need to repopulate tThe Planet
.. I think .. I think we could send those three back and we'd
be good for the next 2, 000 years.'" <br><br>
Hopefully, He'd laugh.
Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.
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