+~+ I am a hands on guy
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Posted:Jun 12, 2016 3:54 am
Last Updated:Jun 13, 2016 3:10 am
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How about you? Like many other things in life, as I have matured, displays of affection have attained more importance. A touch is so comforting. And also can be so erotic. Receiving a touch during foreplay can "turn up the heat" . What better way than to learn what pleases your partner? Are you a tactile person? Is your partner?
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~~~ A part time job?
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Posted:Jun 11, 2016 4:50 am
Last Updated:Jun 12, 2016 3:24 am
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I am wondering , maybe I should start a business to occupy some of my spare time in my retirement? I have been weighing several options and am leaning towards body painting. It will improve my non existent artistic skills, provide a public service and be cool. I would only provide my services to the ladies. Maybe I should recruit a lady or two in case a man requires a paint job . Please share your thoughts, or volunteer to assist. And ladies please make your appointments now, avoid the potential rush
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*** un poco de vino
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Posted:Jun 10, 2016 4:56 am
Last Updated:Jun 11, 2016 4:28 am
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A little wine? For most of my life, I have not been an aficionado of wine. However as I have matured I have started to enjoy a little taste of wine. But I will always remain a beer kind of guy when I do drink. Wine has been around for a long time and so many people enjoy it. Maybe it is the perceived culture of it? The implied sensuality? How about you? Do you enjoy wine? If you do, what draws you to it over any other alcoholic beverage?
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+_+ Self stimulation
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Posted:Jun 9, 2016 5:00 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2016 6:09 pm
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I am not certain but I think that the use of "toys" I becoming more prevalent now than it was in the past. When I was in my 20's , I seldom saw or heard of them. When I did, it seemed to be closeted and a deep dirty secret. Maybe we are more open now and are not embarrassed to embrace our sexuality. A question,,,, do you enjoy adult toys? If you do, do the "enhance" your sexual experience?
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A belly laugh
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Posted:Jun 8, 2016 4:20 am
Last Updated:Jun 9, 2016 6:20 am
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I think we should occasionally just have an unrestrained laugh. Sometimes that includes laughing at ourselves. As I get more senior , I notice that my generation can be quite entertaining. Actually everyone does something silly at times. And humor is the best medicine. Here are a few chuckles I want to share. I hope they perk your day up a little. Do you have a chuckle or two you would like to share?
GROWING WILD
An elderly man really took care of his body. He lifted weights and jogged six miles every day. One morning he looked into the mirror, admiring his body, and noticed that he was suntanned all over with the exception of his penis. So he decided to do something about that.
He went to the beach, undressed completely, and buried himself in the sand, except for his penis, which he left sticking out of the sand.
A bit later, two little old ladies came strolling along the beach, one using a cane to help her get along. Upon seeing the thing sticking out of the sand, the lady with the cane began to move the penis around with her cane.
Remarking to the other little old lady, she said, "There really is no justice in the world."
The other little old lady asked, "What do you mean by that?"
The first little old lady replied, "Look at that. When I was 20, I was curious about it. When I was 30, I enjoyed it. When I was 40, I asked for it. When I was 50, I paid for it. When I was 60, I prayed for it. When I was 70, I forgot about it.
"Now that I'm 80, the damned things are growing wild, and I'm too old to squat."
GOT MILK?
A woman and a baby waited in the doctor's examining room, waiting for him to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and commented the baby wasn't gaining enough weight. He then asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.
"Breast fed," the woman replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did.
He pressed, kneaded, and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed he said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma ... but I'm glad I came."
IN THE BARNYARD
A farmer bought a brand new stud rooster to copulate with his chickens. He put the rooster straight in the pen so he can get down to business.
The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says "OK, old fellow, time to retire."
The old rooster says, "You can't handle all these chickens. Look at what it did to me!"
The young rooster replies, "Now, don't give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and let the young to take over, so take a hike."
The old rooster says, "Aw, c'mon. Just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won't bother you."
The young rooster says, "Scram! Beat it! You're washed up! I'm taking over!"
So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, "I'll tell you what, young fellow, I'll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop. And if I'm so feeble, why not give me a little head start?"
The young rooster says, "Sure, why not, you know I'll still beat you."
They line up in back of the farmhouse, get a chicken go cluck "Go!" and the old rooster took off running.
About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farmhouse and the young rooster is only about five inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what's going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! He shoots the young rooster.
He shakes his head gloomily and says to his wife...
" of a bitch ... third gay rooster I bought this week!"
A TAD FORGETFUL?
At 85 years of age, Morris married LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband was so old, LouAnne decided that on their wedding night, she and Morris should have separate bedrooms. She is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together.
After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepared herself for bed, and waited for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep.
After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves.
LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again. Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another.
As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris."
Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?”
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~+~ Sunday dinner
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Posted:Jun 5, 2016 4:38 am
Last Updated:Jun 6, 2016 4:36 am
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Sunday dinner used to be a tradition in my family when the were young and I was not deployed. They are grown up and out on their own. So I have tried to incorporate it with my FWBs , when our schedules allow. Most of the time it turns into an extension of "playtime". Great care is needed to keep various body parts from getting involved at the wrong time. How about you? Do you and your partner share cooking duties? Have you ever had a cooking mishap while cooking in the buff?
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+_+ Your choice is?
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Posted:Jun 4, 2016 4:43 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2016 6:40 pm
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Is it shower or bath? For so many years I was almost exclusively a shower guy. Almost always on the run and very little time for a soak in the tub . When I retired, I promised myself at least twice a week to soak in the tub. What a luxury to let the hot water surround me. And even better when I have company . The water almost feels like a sensual lover, surrounding and caressing me. What is your choice? A good soak, or feeling the water from the shower splashing over you?
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~~~ Lets start a play list
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Posted:Jun 3, 2016 3:48 am
Last Updated:Jun 4, 2016 4:25 am
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I think it is time to compile a play list of music for our summer delight. I love listening to music. It is a great way to lighten my moods. And what can be better than sun, sand and the view . Do you have a favorite to add to the playlist? In my mix, a favorite is "Kokomo by the Beach Boys".
Kokomo"
Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama Key Largo, Montego, baby why don't we go, Jamaica
Off the Florida Keys there's a place called Kokomo That's where you wanna go to get away from it all Bodies in the sand, tropical drink melting in your hand We'll be falling in love to the rhythm of a steel drum band Down in Kokomo
[Chorus:] Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take you to Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama Key Largo Montego, baby why don't we go Ooh I wanna take you down to Kokomo, we'll get there fast and then we'll take it slow That's where we wanna go, way down in Kokomo.
Martinique, that Monserrat mystique...
We'll put out to sea and we'll perfect our chemistry By and by we'll defy a little bit of gravity Afternoon delight, cocktails and moonlit nights That dreamy look in your eye, give me a tropical contact high Way down in Kokomo
[Chorus]
Port au Prince, I wanna catch a glimpse...
Everybody knows a little place like Kokomo Now if you wanna go to get away from it all Go down to Kokomo
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