I feel so profiled...  

TicklePlease 51F  
3291 posts
4/27/2018 10:25 am
I feel so profiled...



It's as if some sample company said, "what can we mail the premenopausal, married with kids, wanting to eat better but also having the munchies sometimes woman?"

Daaaang.

bill_e_2 74M  
853 posts
4/27/2018 10:29 am

I don't care about your profile. I like your smile and i'd find ways to pleasure you.


TicklePlease 51F  
11968 posts
4/27/2018 10:29 am

Wait... maybe the laundry detergent is a comment on MY eating habits, not the kids?

Naaah, couldn't be.


BiggLala 47F  
25507 posts
4/27/2018 11:45 am

Nah, I doubt it. They didn't send any probiotics...or an AARP trial subscription.

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TicklePlease replies on 4/27/2018 2:25 pm:
Or constipation relief!

TicklePlease 51F  
11968 posts
4/27/2018 12:03 pm

    Quoting bill_e_2:
    I don't care about your profile. I like your smile and i'd find ways to pleasure you.
Well I'm getting a lot of pleasure in coming up with at least a dozen funny-to-nobody-but-me responses to this in my head soooo... thanks bill, we're square!


redrockrascal 60M
19736 posts
4/27/2018 12:10 pm

The "Fruit n' Yogurt" could be a subtle sexual suggestion.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


TicklePlease replies on 4/27/2018 2:40 pm:
Hey Rocky, watch me shoot a fruit snack out of my freshly Replensed vag! Like that you mean?

sexysixties2 71F  
38175 posts
4/27/2018 12:51 pm

None of that is any good....chocolate is the only tking that works when you reach a "certain" age...believe me!

"Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age."
~~~ Anais Nin ~~~


TicklePlease replies on 4/27/2018 2:41 pm:
There's been times when I think I hit that certain age 30 years ago!!!

iwant2learnit 48M  
451 posts
4/27/2018 3:46 pm

When you get home from trick-or-treating and want to go right back out and egg a whole lot of people's houses...

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- Thomas Henry Huxley


TicklePlease replies on 4/27/2018 5:57 pm:
OMG could you imagine if your kid came home from trick or treating with a sample of vag moisturizer!?!?!?! I'm dying K!

SeaGirlFL 55F
7952 posts
4/27/2018 5:44 pm

I think we should all sign up and see what they send...then post pics!!

Now...if they could send ice cream...I'd be set. lol.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


TicklePlease replies on 4/28/2018 6:20 am:
Makes me curious what a dude would get.....

smartasswoman 61F  
30709 posts
4/27/2018 6:23 pm

OMG...I can't imagine what they'd send ME.

I'm zeroing in on that Replens box and thinking to myself that "quick drying" seems like the opposite thing from what they should be going for?


TicklePlease replies on 4/28/2018 6:21 am:
Maybe that's for your EXTERNAL vagina!!!

BiggLala 47F  
25507 posts
4/27/2018 6:36 pm

TicklePlease replies on 4/27/2018 4:25 pm:
Or constipation relief!
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Yep! It they had included some Metamucil, plus some Glucosamine you'd be set for the weekend! 🤣

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TicklePlease replies on 4/28/2018 6:22 am:
Toss in a few bladder-leak pads and I'm all set for fun times!!! That I might even remember!

BiggLala 47F  
25507 posts
4/27/2018 6:47 pm

Hey Rocky, watch me shoot a fruit snack out of my freshly Replensed vag!
-Stop, I'm dying over here! Where the hell Rocky & Bullwinkle come from? You dippin' into the Dulcolax?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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TicklePlease replies on 4/28/2018 6:23 am:
Chugging that Milk o' Magnesia! Making me all frothy!

iwant2learnit 48M  
451 posts
4/29/2018 4:51 pm

TicklePlease replies on 4/27/2018 5:23 pm:
"fruity, flakey, clean and moist"

I'm going to consider making that my profile tag line!

They all came in one box from a website called SampleSource, based on my demographic info. *sigh

I signed up for that site just a few minutes ago. Yaaaaaaay samples!! haha

Try to learn something about everything and everything about something.
- Thomas Henry Huxley


TicklePlease replies on 4/30/2018 4:11 am:
You've totally got to post what you get!!!!!

CleavageFan4U 62M  
56811 posts
4/29/2018 6:20 pm

What no condoms?

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TicklePlease replies on 4/30/2018 4:12 am:
Right? All that moisturized goodness just going to waste!

BiggLala 47F  
25507 posts
4/30/2018 7:43 am

I just HAD to comment again because my mild OCD wouldn't go away...I wracked my brain since my first comment trying to remember that vitamin supplement 'tonic' I always saw when I was younger. Finally remembered it...Geritol. Yep, they still make it. Whew...I feel better.

Perhaps I need ginkgo biloba for my memory...they say memory's the first thing to go, but we all know what's already gone for me. 😬😫

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TicklePlease replies on 5/1/2018 12:08 pm:
I think they still make Geritol! There's hope for us yet!!!

What were we talking about?

clm_21017 48M  
1043 posts
5/1/2018 8:38 am

Hey at least it was free, party on 😈


TicklePlease replies on 5/1/2018 12:09 pm:
It'll be a lubed and well-snacked party!

lindoboy100 56M
20224 posts
5/1/2018 2:34 pm

Flakebook has been selling your preferences again!!

Dinnae go mixing up the Replens and the Persil mind!!

Wake up and hold yer noses.........


TicklePlease replies on 5/2/2018 4:18 am:
Clothes that slide right off and a pro-power bright vag.... I think there's worse things that could happen.

Of course the residual foam miiiiight be a problem if not completely rinsed...

kukoocock 49M
5811 posts
5/17/2018 6:41 am

Have they ever come up with chocolate moisturizer I wonder.

Funny how food is as a developing concept take for instance a few years ago no one heard of quinoa now its like in shampoo probably. Funny I was watching a documentary ages back and not sure what country it was being grown in but because of the global popularity the locals who depended on it as a staple no longer could afford it. Bit of a tangent that one

You have Persil in the states too!! Awesome. and dry fannys (European vaginas) not trying to confuse you Tickle



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TicklePlease replies on 5/18/2018 4:29 am:
wait.... European vaginas are called fannys??????

And I actually, literally laughed out loud at your quinoa comment!!!

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