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Idle thoughts from a rusty mind
Posted:Jun 25, 2013 11:14 am
Last Updated:Jul 26, 2020 9:46 pm
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It was early in the morning, late last night, I think it was the other day... there I was... minding my own business. I was thinking to myself....mostly because you cant think to other people...(that's called talking) this single thing kinda sucks, and not in the ooh-la-la way..

Being a person of moderately limited intelligence, I decided to set about and contrive a plan to change that. I sat down with a cup of coffee...and thought about that for awhile. After my headache went away, (thinking does that to me sometimes), I decided to try the internet thing. 458 porn sites later (ok.. I got side tracked a little)...I stumbled across dating sites.OK.. I didn't really... I knew they were there, but.. its kinda like shopping for people, and I liked the old fashioned way of meeting women, but they have laws against stalking, so I gave up on that. So... its back to the date sites. I borrowed a pencil (they wont let me have sharp objects) and did the math. I'm not good at math, high school was a long 7 years for me, and you really don't need math skills in remedial basket weaving, but I was determined.

50 percent of the women were too young, 75 percent said they weren't really looking, 90 percent wanted someone to make them laugh (women laugh at me...that's OK.. but they really shouldn't point)4 percent have a better mustache than I do, 22.5 percent thought 100 percent of the men were only looking for sex (the .5 percent is because one woman was bi-polar)and 87.5 percent agreed with them...30 percent didn't know what they were looking for, 10 percent didn't even like men, and 3 percent used to BE men.

I did the math, checked it twice (no.. I'm not OCD) and determined that there was less than one percent chance of meeting someone online. As you can imagine, that cheered me up considerably, so here I am, on a date site. Its better than porn, less hassle than restraining orders, and one percent is just slightly better than the odds in Vegas..... heres what I'm looking for..........

Looking for a compatible female, friendship, maybe more. Im open to long term, but that usually happens all by itself, I dont really understand "looking for long term" ....you cant look for it.... it just happens. SO... a coffee, some good conversation, trade a few stories, and move forward from there.
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