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Things You Should NEVER Do... If You Are IN A Threesome... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—  

Paulxx001 64M
8844 posts
3/30/2021 10:18 am

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Things You Should NEVER Do... If You Are IN A Threesome... ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ—

It was past midnight, and we were making love in her bedroom. Karen was apparently enjoying herself โ€“ I could tell. She was moaning, although she might have been faking, encouraging me to finish soon; women are experts. I was reflecting on thatโ€” holding her ankles โ€” when I heard the front door creak open.

Karen had told me she didn't have a boyfriend, and I believed her. I stopped and looked into her eyes โ€” Karen wasn't panicking, so neither did I, but I asked her a question. "Who's that?"

Her reply was swift and delivered with the breathless impatience of someone who wanted to cum, "It's just my roommate, Mary."

I nodded and continued my task. That first thrust after a pause always produces a pleasant gasp, doesn't it? I never had a chance for push number two; the door to Karen's bedroom flung open and in pranced the roommate, Mary, quite obviously hammered out of her skull.

She stumbled over the carpet and fell forward onto my bare ass, then, with her hands propped against my back, pushed herself up and blurted the obvious. "Oh, you're fucking someone tonight? Who's he?"

Before I had a chance to reply, Mary made a frantic dash for the bathroom. The next sound Karen and I heard was Mary's horrid retching; our ardour had soured โ€” and I'd plopped out of Karen. We both looked at each other. Karen slipped out from under me, put on a gown and quickly headed off to Mary's aid. I wondered for a second if I should wait where I was or offer my encouragement and help. At the very least, I figured I'd put my pants and shirt on and see if there was something I could do.

I stood by the bathroom door and witnessed Mary heave out what looked like a meal of spaghetti and escargot. Then I sat in the kitchen, and finally, I moved to the living room where I lay down on the couch and eventually fell asleep. It must have been early in the morning when Karen nudged me.

She was late for work and had my socks and underwear in her arms; I understood and looked around for my shoes. There was no sign of Mary, but I presumed she was still alive.

Karen and I never hooked up to finish what we'd started. Was it that sex with me wasn't as good as I'd thought, or because I was dozing when she screamed for more paper towels and the plunger? I didn't bother to ask.

And that's the challenge with threesomes; you never know if they'll work out, and you'll all be compatible. The one I had that night โ€” was a slight miss.

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Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 10:19 am

Don't y'all feel start feeling sorry for me; I had other threesomes that worked out much better. I prefer FMF! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š

Have you ever been (or wanted to be) part of a 'number' greater than two? ๐Ÿค”


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 10:21 am

Are you a loyal friend? Do you know someone you'd do anything for? ๐Ÿ‘

I have a few friends who have helped me when I've been really stuck in a bad situation and I've returned the favour. It doesn't even feel like a favour โ€”more like a duty. I don't even think about it, I just jump in and lend them a hand; whatever THAT might be. ๐Ÿ˜Š

Although, holding someone's head while they throw up... ain't one of them! ๐Ÿ˜ถ Seems to be a girl thing; the 'mothering' instinct? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ


smartasswoman 63F  
34324 posts
3/30/2021 11:15 am

Not the story I was expecting!


Paulxx001 replies on 3/30/2021 1:41 pm:
I have an 'experimental' quota. And this one made me laugh. If it been part of a chapter, it would have been swallowed much easier. Ugh. Did I just say that? lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yep... I have a twisted mind. Come on, ya didn't squirm or laugh?

flannel_light 58F  
2999 posts
3/30/2021 11:16 am

๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿฐ


May the light bring peace into your life.
Ramona


author51 58F
113601 posts
3/30/2021 12:27 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Are you a loyal friend? Do you know someone you'd do anything for? ๐Ÿ‘

    I have a few friends who have helped me when I've been really stuck in a bad situation and I've returned the favour. It doesn't even feel like a favour โ€”more like a duty. I don't even think about it, I just jump in and lend them a hand; whatever THAT might be. ๐Ÿ˜Š

    Although, holding someone's head while they throw up... ain't one of them! ๐Ÿ˜ถ Seems to be a girl thing; the 'mothering' instinct? ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
I have loyal friends who I would do anything for.If they asked me for a threesome I decline.. If it is a female friend I have known for years and years, I MAY hold their hair up for them.. I just Thank God I have never had to, other then my daughter when she was sick...xoxo


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 1:34 pm

What's the point of a writer writing what anyone can write? ๐Ÿค”
Isn't the UNEXPECTED, the whole point?
I'll match, or exceed your expectations NEXT time. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
Yep... doesn't your mind drift? Without the expectation for affirmation? โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž
Ya know... ya just do it for yourself?


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 1:35 pm

I'm sure! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜Š ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—โ—


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 2:36 pm

    Quoting author51:
    I have loyal friends who I would do anything for.If they asked me for a threesome I decline.. If it is a female friend I have known for years and years, I MAY hold their hair up for them.. I just Thank God I have never had to, other then my daughter when she was sick...xoxo
True, if it's your child.
As for that other stuff perhaps it's a male thing. I'm not talking about sexual stuff ; I was referring to hardcore help, in a really BAD situation.
But, I understand what you mean. โ— ๐Ÿ˜Ž


scoupe42 57M  
10974 posts
3/30/2021 3:22 pm

Maybe them two are an item and jelousy kicked in?


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 3:41 pm

    Quoting scoupe42:
    Maybe them two are an item and jelousy kicked in?
One of them wasn't invited and got sick and ruined the party for two.
It's what it was. Life throws you arrows, ya gotta be fast to dodge them. ๐Ÿ˜Ž โ—


Massass1963 57M  
1426 posts
3/30/2021 3:52 pm

I have had several 3 somes. I just posted to another similar topic that they work best, it seems, if the 2 are bi-sexual and the 1 is straight. I had two bi-sexual women when I had them. It was heaven.


smartasswoman 63F  
34324 posts
3/30/2021 3:56 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    What's the point of a writer writing what anyone can write? ๐Ÿค”
    Isn't the UNEXPECTED, the whole point?
    I'll match, or exceed your expectations NEXT time. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
    Yep... doesn't your mind drift? Without the expectation for affirmation? โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž
    Ya know... ya just do it for yourself?
I enjoy the unexpected. In fact, I would wager I enjoyed this more than if you had taken it in an erotic direction.


Paulxx001 replies on 3/30/2021 4:39 pm:
Thanks. You'll be one of the few. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚I'm running outta ideas and there's no readership here for the themes that interest me. I don't know how people here blog daily.

Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 4:41 pm

    Quoting Massass1963:
    I have had several 3 somes. I just posted to another similar topic that they work best, it seems, if the 2 are bi-sexual and the 1 is straight. I had two bi-sexual women when I had them. It was heaven.
Now THAT, would have been a threesome! ๐Ÿ‘ Good one.
Ya can't ask for their ID before ya start, can ya? ๐Ÿ˜Š
Thanks for sharing and popping in. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


superbjversion2 65F
22313 posts
3/30/2021 6:00 pm

The closest I've come to a threesome was me with Bartles & James.

I would guess that it's not really head holding as much as hair holding. Barfing is bad enough but getting it in your hair is double eww. Not something most men have to worry about. I would probably do it for a stranger - if I was nearby. Which I wouldn't be.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 6:15 pm

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    The closest I've come to a threesome was me with Bartles & James.

    I would guess that it's not really head holding as much as hair holding. Barfing is bad enough but getting it in your hair is double eww. Not something most men have to worry about. I would probably do it for a stranger - if I was nearby. Which I wouldn't be.
lol ๐Ÿ˜‚... You're funny. Although James is a strange fellow. ๐Ÿค”
And... you're better than me; I'd, be standing at a distance. ๐Ÿ˜Žโ—


mc_justmc 60M  
6582 posts
3/30/2021 6:30 pm

I found myself in many mfm threesomes, which were nice because when I wasn't fucking, I could catch my breath and run the camera. I only had 1 fmf threesome and my God, that was a lot of work. I liked foursome, those were like 1 on 1 with some variety.


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/30/2021 6:55 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I found myself in many mfm threesomes, which were nice because when I wasn't fucking, I could catch my breath and run the camera. I only had 1 fmf threesome and my God, that was a lot of work. I liked foursome, those were like 1 on 1 with some variety.
Sounds to me like you figured out basic math and had it down pat! โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž
As someone here mentioned, if the women are BI, it makes the task more fun!
Camera ๐Ÿ“ธ? ๐Ÿค” That, musta been a fun viewing! ๐Ÿ‘


PonyGirl1965 55F
15485 posts
3/30/2021 10:48 pm

Oh wow. You are a brave soul to stay the night


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
3/31/2021 2:56 pm

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Oh wow. You are a brave soul to stay the night
It seemed like a thing to do. ๐Ÿ˜Š


backpocket13 47M
8961 posts
4/1/2021 3:20 pm

Hey Paul,
.........Oh Man!.......That is Fucking Priceless!...........
Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
Post Script,.....They tell me itโ€™s legal here in Jersey but I have yet smoke a J with any of the local constabulary,........


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
4/1/2021 4:58 pm

    Quoting backpocket13:
    Hey Paul,
    .........Oh Man!.......That is Fucking Priceless!...........
    Sinfully Yours, backpocket13
    Post Script,.....They tell me itโ€™s legal here in Jersey but I have yet smoke a J with any of the local constabulary,........
Hey stuff happens, right? I'm sure we all have a fail or two to recount. โ—โ—๐Ÿ˜Ž


donsv1962 58M
12032 posts
4/20/2021 9:09 am

how freaking boring...go eat some garlic and give Madonna a call.

I want to take you into the fiery lair of steamy sexual delight on this hot sultry night.


Paulxx001 replies on 4/20/2021 1:33 pm:
As a musician who's played in touring bands since I was 17, I'm rather opinionated about the stuff out there. Crowd mentality has put SOME on a pedestal that is overrated.
Don't take my POV as a knock on your blog. Might be that once in a while a nerve gets touched. Hey... it's all good! Thanks for keeping an open mind.
๐Ÿ‘
We all have different musical tastes and that's fine. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
4/20/2021 11:51 am

    Quoting donsv1962:
    how freaking boring...go eat some garlic and give Madonna a call.
Don't get me started. You should hear my opinion about ABBA. Were you aware that they (admittedly) pilfered old Austrian folk songs and THAT created some of their biggest hits, FFS?
The guy who wrote the lyrics couldn't speak English and just threw random words together; that's why their songs make no sense. ABBA almost destroyed rock and roll!

Why do you care what others think about Madonna or other bands YOU post? It's NOT an assault against YOU?
Lighten up! ๐Ÿ‘ I'm just not a fan. Am I not allowed to express my POV on your blog?


Paulxx001 64M
19179 posts
4/20/2021 1:38 pm

    Quoting donsv1962:
    how freaking boring...go eat some garlic and give Madonna a call.
Hey... Drop by any time.
Some of the shit I post is less boring. lol ๐Ÿ˜‚
It's all good. ๐Ÿ‘


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