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FROM THE MIND OF A JESTER
 
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A group of random thoughts and stories
By JINGLES J. JESTER
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a tribute to Gorge Carlin
Posted:Aug 3, 2011 7:52 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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...........a tribute to Gorge Carlin... A Mordern Man.............
I'm a mordern man,digital and smoke free i'm a man for the millenium.A diversified,multi-cultural,post-mordern deconstructionist;politically,anatomically and ecologically incorrect.
I've been uplinked and downsized,I've been inputted and outsourced. I know the upside of downsizing, I know the downside of downgrading.I'm a high-tech low-life.A cutting edge,state of the art,bi-coastal multi-tasker, and i can give you a gigabyte in a nano second.
I'm new wave,but i'm old school;and my inner is outward-bound.I'm a hot-wired,heat seeking,warm-hearted cool customer;voice-activated and bio-degradable.
Interface with my database;my database is in cyberspace;so I'm interactive,I'm hyperactive, and from time to time I'm radio active
Behind the eight ball,ahead of the curve,riding the wave,doging the bullet,pushing the envelope.I'm on point,on task,on message,and off drugs.
I got no need for coke and speed;I've got no urge to binge and purge.I'm in the moment,on the edge,over the top,but under the radar.A high concept,low-profile,medium-range ballistic missionary.
I wear power ties,I tell power lies, I take power naps,I run victory laps'I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot,slam-dunk,rainmaker with a pro-active outreach.A raging workaholic, a working rageaholic;out of rehab and in denial.
I've got a personal trainer, a personal shopper,a personal assistant, and a personal agenda.You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down.Cause I'm tireless, and I'm wireless.I'm an alpha-male on beta-blockers.
I'm a non-believer, I'm an over-achiever;laid-back and fasion-foward.Up-front,down-home;low-rent.and high maintenance.I'm super-sized,long-lasting, high defeinition,fast-acting,oven-ready and built to last.
a hands-on,foot loose,knee-jerk head case;prematurely post-traumatic, and I have a love ,who sends me hate-mail.But I'm feeling, I'm caring,I'm healing,I'm sharing.A supportive,bonding,nurturing primary-caregiver.My output is down,but my income is up.I take a short position on the long bond,and my revenue stream has it's own cash flow.
I read junk-mail,I eat junk-food,I buy junk bonds and I watch trash sports.I'm gender-spacific,capital-intensive,user-friendly and lactose-intolerant.I like rough sex;I like tough love.I use the f-word in my email.And the software on my hard drive is hard-core,no soft porn.
I bought a microwave at a mini-mall,I bought a mini-van at a mega-store.I eat fast food in the slow lane.I'm toll-free,bite-size,ready-to-wear , and i come in all sizes.A fully equipped,factory-autherized,hospital-tested,clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle.
I've been pre-washed,pre-cooked,pre-heated,pre-screened,pre-approved,pre-packaged,post-dated,freeze-dried,double whipped and vacum-packed.And i have unlimited broad band capacity.
I'm a rude dude,but i have the real deal.Lean and mean.Cocked,locked and ready to rock;rough,tough,and hard to bluff.I take it slow, I go with the flow;I ride with the tide,I've got glide in my stride.
Driven and movin,sailin and spinnin;jivin and grovin,wailin and winnin.I don't snooze,so i don't lose.I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber to the road.
I'm hangin in there, aint no doubt;i'm hangin tough........over and out!
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new bling
Posted:Jul 19, 2011 5:54 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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it's me!
Posted:Nov 9, 2010 5:19 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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this is me....Jingles_J_Jester

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my favorite bling!!
Posted:May 7, 2010 4:38 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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chapter 2 .....Triple j waitng to die??!?
Posted:Apr 14, 2010 1:07 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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So there i was tied up and left to await my fate at sunset the next day.i spent the next several sleepless hours trying to figure out where my"fool proof"pal had gone wrong.Now as i have said thinking isn't a strength of the village idiot, and i wasn't going to get caught for breaking character again!!Knowing that there were 2 guards just outside i spent the next few hours, babbling to myself,as i thought it all out.
Well 5 hours, and three crying jags later i became aware of a voice in the distance calling,"mid of night,and allllll is wellllll"... the kings crier....midnight i thought it was odd that i was still awake,temporally forgetting my plight.And as i realized this, it all came crashing in on my feeble little mind!!and so i cried myself to sleep.
I was awoken violently, in what seemed to me only a few seconds after i had fallen asleep!As my eyes adjusted to the gloom of the stables i saw there were three figures standing around me in the dark!P-P-Please don't kill me!i stammered knowing that since it was still dark the sun hadn't risen yet,let alone sett! "No my little friend,we are not here to kill you,but to ask you some questions",came the first voice in the dark."But should you not give your answers quickly, then we just might!", a second voice chimed in. NOw neither of these voices did i know, and that did little for quelling my fear.It was then that the third voice said," now tell us friend,why did you try to kill the Queen"? This voice i knew...it was the voice of the king's jester.
"K-K-Kill her"??!, i stammered."I aint never tried to kill no one"!! I wailed! "None of that friend", the first voice exclaimed!"Tell us, and we may decide not to kill you now"!
I could stand no more and started crying again."We know that you aimed a cross-bow at her Majesty from this very roof"!chimed in the second unknown voice."We just want to know why you were going to kill her, and then changed your mind at the last second!" came the first voice. "Where did the quarrel from that bow land"?...."Quarrel?? What's a quarrel"? I asked, mystified by the word."The arrow you shot from that Cross-bow, you bleeding fool"!!the second voice shouted, as a boot laded hard against my ribs!!All that was found even on the very roof where you perched yourself for the murder, all that was found was a turkey leg"!Now the three figures gathered together on the far side of the stable, and they held a counsel. Because of the distance all i heard was whispers too quiet to follow.But before long a hand reached out of the darkness and lifted me to my feet, and untied my hands, and feet. and ralphio, the kings jester whispered in my ear, "if you speak a word of this to anyone, you'll soon find yourself in far worse trouble, but for now know that you have been saved,by you stupidity"!But before i could ask what he meant all three men left without so much as another word!
And so i went to my bed for the remainder of the night more confused then ever! But at least i was safe.i awoke the next morning to find Ralphio standing in my tent."Now listen to me you simple little thing,i have saved you from the hangman's noose, but never point a weapon at royalty again, for even i won't be able to save you again"."You saved me"? i asked in shock."How did you do that"? "Simple i figured out that this was only an attempted "smearing",not a murder" he laughed.
so having narrowly escaped death for the time being.I had leaned a valuable lesson. I would never again point a wepon at the king,or queen again!!!
and so for now my story ends, but only for now!!
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the birth of triple J ?!?
Posted:Mar 30, 2010 7:40 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2010 4:15 pm
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now you must understand, that triple J was a character i played at a Renaissance fair,this is the story of how my first year working the fair, and as such i had to urn my way.They started me out as the village idiot (me!) but that was the character assignment, and the one i had to play 24-7 all summer.My costume consisted of a burlap sack turned in to a long tunic,(which itched like all hell), and a rope,no shoes.Needless to say i was less then thrilled!!Now as i have stated we are to stay in character at all times,any break in character means time in the stocks!!Not a pleasant way to sped time!!As the village i was basically playing the part of a retard(not to be offensive)but do not weep for ole triple J just yet, for there was hope!!I could get myself promoted into the court,but it came with a price!But in truth wasn't impossible, you see the only way any jester character could get himself promoted , was to smear the Queen... sounds easy some would say,but not so for the village idiot.now the court was the place to be for jesters,, the court would mean a silk "tattered-termillion"(fools costume),NO MORE BURLAP!!!
Now in order to smear the queen, you must take a haunch of meat, and run it across her dress...sounded simple,till i remembered i have to stay in character!as the idiot i could not use a direct approach, and need to give myself more then enough time to think of a way how.but i'm getting ahead of myself, this was the first day. and well let's say it could have gone better!
early morning J having just finished dressing, or so i thought, as i walk out the door leading out to the market place, i realized i had forgotten to remove my watch!!, But even worse was the fact that at that very moment, the watches alarm went off! BEEP.BEEP,BEEP which of course the guard by the door heard, and screamed," WITCH CRAFT!!!, and before i could move two more steps he' and his partner were on me, and dragging me to the stocks, to await the king, and my trial!!!Well Arthur, took his sweet time getting out to the market on most days, but was even later then usual.i spent the next 2 hours in the stocks, being pelted with vegetables!!when King Arthur arrived he was told my charges,accompanied by my wails of innocence!But Arthur was not to be moved, and decreed that the witch, would be burned at the stake that very night!!!and so i was thrown in chains, which took the 4 guards over a half an hour to accomplish, i wasn't going with out a struggle! And was dragged to the stables to await my execution!Kicking,clawing, and screaming all the way!!!Oh our fearless hero was in a funk, and sobbed the day away,till the "kings Jester"paid me a visit, and explained that this was one of the ways they enforced the first rule of the fair... one is to remain in character at all times!!!And also how i could make it into the court!!! no more crying, it was time for J to do what he was worst at...thinking!!!and that night while i roasted marshmallows in my death pyre,watching the dummy with my tunic on him, burned, a plan began to form in my mind,actually several did, but only one where i knew i would stay within the confines of my character a desperate plan to be sure, but a plan none the less.So in a new burlap tunic, i set about the next day to enact my plan.The first thing i would need was money!! and as a beggar, a lot of money!!
All told it took me a week to prepare for my first attempt on the Queen.but at long last i had the money necessary to buy all that i needed... all told 200 copper pieces.in truth a paltry sum, but a fortune to me!!The first thing i needed was my haunch of meat i chose a leg of turkey which i wore strung to my rope-belt. and spent the rest of the day looking for the armory,and half the next trying to find it...i tend to get lost either in thought(day-dreaming) or literally lostBut at last found it and bought the next tool of my brilliant scheme and so went to sleep on the ground along the King, and Queens parade route...now i'll let you in on the gag!!!
i had bought my self a cross-bow and from the top of the stable i would fire my turkey leg,hitting the Queen,and smearing her dress as i rolled down it!!!What could go wrong!!!!
Oh just everything positioned atop the stable,cross-bow loaded, and at the ready the parade was approaching! i steadied om trusty crossbow, and waited for the honor guard too pass,with the King and Queen in tow!!! My trap was set!!!as she came into aim i raised up getting to a knee as i fired my mighty missile!!! to only have it fly a few pathetic feet, and fall harmlessly to the roof.But was more then enough to get me spotted by my good friends the guards:Grabbing my turkey leg, and sliding down, and then off the roof,right into the arms of the very guards i was attempting to flee!!!and once again was brought before Arthur in chains, and shame,not at what i had tried to do( which is exactly what i told Author) but at the fact that i had failed!!!And so was charged with treason, and scheduled to be hung the next morning!!
And that is the end of today's story,come back tomorrow, and hear more
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tomorrow Jingles your going to die....Don't read too much into this,it's just a poem
Posted:Feb 4, 2010 4:49 am
Last Updated:Mar 30, 2010 4:06 pm
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It is complete not,the hands of time are neatly tied.
On a oneway st., and headed to the end of the line.
And there i'll find,the faces i've hept in my heart,and mind
And they say," good bye...tomorrow jingles your going to die.

Undreneath a chilly November sky,
we can make believe that Kenedy is still alive.
We're shooting for the moon,
and smiling Jacky is driving by...
But they say,good try, but tomorrow Jingles your going to die.

I told the preist don't count on any second comming,
God got his ass kicked,last time he came down here slumming!
He had the balls to come, and the gall to die, and then foregive us.
no i don't wonder why....just wonder what he thought it would get us!
And they nice try tomorrow, Jingles your going to die.

Now only God says " jump"! But i set the line,
cause if he's ever seen it ,it was through these eyes of mine.
And if he ever suffered,it was me that di his crying
Tehy nice try, tomorrow you learn how to fly
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what noirangel means to me
Posted:Sep 30, 2009 6:17 am
Last Updated:Feb 4, 2010 4:33 am
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What Noirangel Means to me
by Jingles_J_Jester

she makes me hott
she is my world
she is my moon,and sun
she confuses me at times
but that's because she holds my heart
she is more than she will ever know
she is my food and water
she is everything to me
she is love itself,
and that is what she means to me

noir i hope you will read this and understand

mtlnd Jingles_J_Jester
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Bored on the List Field
Posted:Sep 26, 2009 6:47 am
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2009 6:51 am
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Bored on the List Filed

Once came warrior,
Fresh from the bar,
Reeling, before his king he came;
When he had risen, he was still drunk
And these words he slurred unto his king:

I was bored on the list field,
I got smashed at the war
And the boozw hasbeen flowing all night;
Though some say my wits will grow rusted and
dull,
I will drink like a mad tonight.

The king's men were pissed off,
They all drew thier swords,
Ready to beat up this rude knight,
But the king wouldn't let them,'cause he was
drunk too
and these words he said unto his men:

You were bored on the list field,
you got smashed at the war
And the booze will be flowing all night;
Though some ssay your wits will grow rusted
and dull,
You must party like mad dogs tonight.

The king's men were rallied,
They drained all thier cups;
Calling for more, they soon were drunk;
When off in the distance
they heard thier ladies' call
and they sang this song as they did flee

We were bored on the list field,
We got smashed at the war
And the booze has been flowing all night;
Though some say our wits will grow rusted
and dull,
We will drink all the Mad Dod tonight.

All through the night, then
The king's men did drink;
By dawn, they looked distinctly green;
Though thier bodies were on the list field,
Thier heads were spinning round
And they groaned this song as they did hurl:

we got bored on the list field,
we got smashed at the war
And the booze (it) kept flowing all night;
Though it's true that our wits have grown
rusted and dull,
we partied like good knights last night.
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a tale that wasn't right...
Posted:Sep 5, 2009 1:02 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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a fair waning this thought is from the darker side of triple J

Here i stand all alone
have my mind turned to stone
and my heart,fill that with ice
to avoid it's breaking twice
i will have no sleep tonight

in my heart,in my soul,oh how i hate to paythis toll
should be strong,young,and bold....
but the only thing i feel is pain!!

Now it's alright we'll stay friends
trusting in my confidence
and we'll say" that it's alright"
but you won't sleep alone tonight

in my heart,in my soul,oh how i hate to pay this toll
should be strong,young,and bold....
but all i feel is pain!!

in my heart,in my soul,they say you boughtand then you sold!
they are strong,young,and bold....
and they say"play that song again...

from the darker side of

Jingles_J_Jester
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the adventures of Jingles_J_Jester...aka triple J
Posted:Sep 3, 2009 9:20 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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soon to come a year in the life of a ren fair jester
tales whitch i think you will enjoy
myltnd...may the laughter never die
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blind mans bluff
Posted:Sep 3, 2009 9:16 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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oh i see sead the blind manto the deaf,mute,
who turns toward the wind,saying"hey,you know i've heard that before.
as the man with noarms, and legs picked up his luggage,and walked away.
was the most amazing thing, that i never saw

mtlnd....may the lafter never die!
Jingles_J_Jester
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Don't ever laugh, when the hearse goes by.
Posted:Aug 26, 2009 9:23 pm
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2024 3:49 am
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Don't ever luagh, when the hearsegoes by.
For one of these days, you must surely die.
They'll take you awayin that big black hack.
They'll take you away and you'll not come back.
They'll wrap you in a winding sheet,
from the top of your head down to your feet.
They'll put you in a big black box,
and nail in tight and close the locks.
They'll seal you you up and lower you down
as men with shovels stanf around.
They'll shovel in dirt and they'll throw in rocks
and they don't give a damn if they break your box.
and all will go wellfor about a week
until your coffin begins to leak.
Your eyes dry out,you teeth cave in,
and the hair falls off of your head and chin.
Then little green bugs with one green eye
Crawl in your nostrils and out of your fly
Oh, the worms,they crawl in,the worms, they crawl out
The woprms, they playpinochleon your snout.
they'll eat your eyes,they'll eat your nose,They'll even eat the jelly betweenyour toes.
'till a great green worm with rolling eyes,
goes in your stomacheand out out your thighs.
your stomach turns to a puss of green,
and oozeson out like whipping cream.
you'll spread this on a crust of bread,
for that's what you eat when you are...dead!
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