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Posted:Sep 23, 2018 3:12 pm
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This is a good place for comments, critiques of my blog, general observations or questions for me. Confidentiality is NOT guaranteed and subject to public shaming at my discretion.

Constructive critique is highly welcomed as I work to improve my writing.

If you have a question for Dio, this is a good place to privately leave it and he can it address it anonymously in his column. Don't be shy.

You're welcome.

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Dio Rants ...
Posted:Jun 15, 2019 8:14 pm
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2019 8:15 am
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Lately I been reeding a lot of complaints from bloggers who elude to some notion the sight is changing words, dropping letters and generally making there logs unreadable. I think their a bunch of crybabies just think there smarter then everbody else. You think because you know the proper usage of "then" and "than" than makes you smarter then me? I could care less if I dont now the difference. People are reading my blog new what trying to say, not edifying my post.

And everybody has made a "their", "there" and "they're mistake. If they haven't, than their not human. Or not trying hard enough. People are going to make errors when posting on they're blogs for god's sake. Read for context, not to prove how smart you thinks.

You think the proper usage of "site" and "sight" is going to cure cancer? This sight dont care and we shouldnt loose site of the big picture. Only loosers do . What, got a screw lose and nothing better to do? Tighten it up and life and let live.

It dont matter weather you use proper english or not. It's not going to change the whether now, is it? Add one degree or make the sun shiny? What affect does it have on your life? Does it effect you and you're's any. I think not.

I think your a bunch of winers if your complaining about this. The sight has never changed one of my posts and even if they did I woodnt complain about it. And if they are messing things up, think of it as leveling the playing field with the rest of us.
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Hello, It's Me ......
Posted:Jun 13, 2019 7:40 pm
Last Updated:Jun 15, 2019 5:20 pm
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Update: site is deleting comments for some rea. Welcome to the Stone Age of Technology.

Well, since the hip thing to do is post favorite g lyrics and glitches on the site steal letters and words .... two birds, one stone.

Wolf Totem
The Hu


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Барс ирвээс байлдан уралдъя
Заан ирвээс жанчилдан уралдъя
Хүн ирвээс хүчилдэн уралдъя
Бид арслан ирвээс алалдан уралдъя
Барс ирвээс байлдан уралдъя
Заан ирвээс жанчилдан уралдъя
Хүн ирвээс хүчилдэн уралдъя
Хатгагч эрээн могой болох бол
Хангарьд болон дээгүүр нь дүүлнэ
Хүрхрэх эрээн барс болох бол
Хөх зогдорт алслан болъё

ху - ху - ху - ху...
ху - ху - ху - ху...

Өдөөд ирвээс өрсөлдөн тэмцэе
Аравт болон аянгалан ниргэе
Зуут болон зүрхэнд нь ниргэе
Мянгат болон мөргөлдөн ниргэе
Түмт болон тэнгэрээр ниргэе

ху - ху, ху - ху...
ху - ху, ху - ху...

Үерлэн ирвээс…


See if they can fuck up Mongolian.
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Dio Demurely Declines a Meet
Posted:Apr 29, 2019 5:09 am
Last Updated:Jun 16, 2019 6:37 am
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It seems a blogger or three linked their favorite posts of mine to their blogs. Those links caught the eye of some new readers that asked for more of my material. To those bloggers that linked my posts, thanks for being who you are. To the readers that made the requests? Try, I shall.

One woman even asked to meet. Face to face. Fly out to me even. I don't know, that seems a little desperate to me. To fly out for, at most, a blow-n-go. And desperation turns to clinginess if you pay them any attention at all. Then it's like that sticky booger you just can't flick off your finger. Flick, stick. Flick, stick. What are you doing still sticking around here? Or in the case of the booger. Final flick, awkward apology.

Anyway, I feel bad but I know she's not my type so there's no sense in leading her on. I'm not that guy. I like my women independent. Or at least somewhat self-aware. So I'm going to do the honorable thing. I'm ghosting her right upfront. You know, an ounce of prevention being worth a pound of cure. And not end up having to file a restraining order again. Clingers are used to being ghosted anyway. So much so that you would think they'd be a little more appreciative of the thoughtfulness in sparing them the details. Ingrates.

Oh, and I found a place to live. Rent free. It ain't much, but it's free.
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Tropic Thunder
Posted:Apr 21, 2019 5:35 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:53 pm
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Tropic Thunder is a movie that has a memorable line from an otherwise unmemorable film. "Never go full retard." It has come to mean never do anything to the extreme that you end up making a mockery of yourself.

Each of us have a different reaction to stimuli. If I am mocked, my typical response is to ignore it. Consider the source. Yours might be different. In my experience, ignoring the per results in a couple of things. Either the per goes away or goes unhinged. If the per is further ignored they tend to go "full retard". If you haven't seen it for yourself, it can be quite the show. If it happens in a public forum, the foot-stomper turns out making a mockery of themselves in front of the whole world. Hence, the definition of the phrase.

I think an atypical response would be to try to draw attention to something you perally found offensive in order to have others "pile on". That might work if the others follow your directive but in the event that nobody really cares, you again, look foolish. You did this to yourself. There are psychological diagnoses for this but I am not qualified to make a diagnosis. If a per found themselves doing this, I can offer the advice that you seek professional help.

I don't have to be a doctor to know that "never go full retard" is very good advice.
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Ask Dio #6: (Hey Darlin Guy)
Posted:Mar 31, 2019 6:06 pm
Last Updated:May 3, 2019 5:32 am
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Hey Darlin Dio,

....Greetings and Salutations from the President and CEO of The Transgressor's Club.... of which you are cordially invited to become a member of the Flock ... a flocker, if you will .... gonna make this short and oh so sweet ... I been up for almost 96 hours straight leaving comments on every blog post since 1996 ... 25,436,867.... hard to cum up with something original on each one .... but if anyone could do it, you know me... swing on by and check 'em out for yourself...... gonna leave one on yours if you post this ..... oh, and respond back.... I've noticed on most of the blogs where I leave a comment, I don't get a response back ... the bloggers respond to comments above and below mine but not the ones I make ..... pretty sure it's a sight glitch .... couldn't be me, I mean, look at me .... anyhoo, let me know.... we male bloggers need to stick together ya know ......

Sinfully Yours, backdoor13

Post Script; if you have a spare minute, swing by my blog and say high
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My Favorite Ginger
Posted:Jan 13, 2019 8:05 am
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:53 pm
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Yesterday, after I had finished my Saturday chores, I had to run to the grocery store. TheWife was working so it was my turn to fix dinner. Our cuisine tastes differ quite a bit. I'll eat just about anything that is placed in front of me, what she feels like eating can change in the time it takes to back out of the garage. The deal we have is that if she calls and tells me what she feels like having for dinner at least four hours before dinner time, I'll fix it. If no call, she has to fix dinner. I've never missed a call. I've tried. Damn cell phones.

On my way to the store, there were several signs directing the way to an estate sale. I like estate sales. You never know what might be found there. I collect a lot of different things. Collecting sounds so much better than what TheWife calls it. Hoarding. Whatmoreshit. Youreallyneedthat. Whereisthatgoingtogo. You get the picture. So I stopped in front of the house.

The house was full of the usual stuff that old dead people have. Outdated ostentatious furniture. Tube television consoles. Nothing that I dared take home. I already had at least two of each. But .... in one of the back bedrooms there was a couple of three-foot stacks of old magazines. Each issue in their own plastic sleeve. A complete collection of Mad magazines from 1952 until 2009 when the husband died. The wife, who had just croaked, canceled the subscription but held on to old issues for who knows what rea. They were not for sale. I heard someone say that it was probably worth at least $ 25,000 as they appeared to be in pristine condition. I left.

I loved Mad magazine. But not that much. Here are some of the quotes that Alfred E. Neuman made through the years. Decades old, yet timeless.

An argument is two people trying to get in the last word first.

It takes one to know one -- and vice versa.

Experience is what makes you pause briefly before going ahead and making the same mistake.

The rea most people talk to themselves is because they're often the only ones who will listen.

The distance between many people's ears is a block.

Many a good egg ends up getting beaten.

Plenty of people believe in energy conservation - mainly their own.

Family reunions are when relatives gather from all over to be reminded why they scattered in the first place.

Most people still believe in a hard day's work, but they also believe it should be spread out over the course of a week or two.

The suburbs are where they cut down all the trees and then name the streets after them.

The rea many people are lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

A plastic surgeon's office is the only place where no one gets offended when you pick your nose.

Any dentist who says This won't hurt a bit is lying through your teeth.

agers are people who act like babies if they re not treated like adults.

If most people said what's on their minds, they'd be speechless.

Good hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even when you wish they were.

A family vacation is when you go away with the people you need to get away from.

The dollar will never fall as low as what some people will do to get it.

We're living in an age where lemonade is made with artificial ingredients and furniture polish is made with real lemons.

Today, too many workers spend their time trying to make their weekends meet.

The same parent who tells you it's time to find yourself will also tell you to get lost.

If banks are so good with numbers, why are there always eight windows and three tellers?

How is it that people looking for a helping hand tend to overlook the one at the end of their own arm?

America is still a land of promise, especially during a political campaign.

Nowadays, a balanced diet is when every McNugget is the same size.

Most people don't mind a hard day's work, just as long as they're not in that day.

Parents treat their s like teeth: they only try bonding once irreparable damage has been done.

If we really learned from our past mistakes, most of us would never get out of bed in the morning.

Most wives are like ventriloquists: they stand there nodding while the dummy does all the talking.

Starting a war in the name of peace is like poking a hole in a balloon to get more air into it.

$25,000? Who knew?

What, me worry?
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When I Leave the Site ...
Posted:Jan 10, 2019 6:33 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:54 pm
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.... I'm taking Superbjversion2 with me.

I need to give a shout-out to one of the most creative pers on the site. Superbjversion2 leaves some of the most epic, funniest comments ever. They are the type that you never see coming. Her posts are second to none in originality.

She had left a comment, "I did think your post was kinda mean but yours is not a fuzzy bunny blog", on one of my posts and BAM!! Not Your Fuzzy Bunny Blog.

My previous title was Pointing to the Moon, which I didn't particularly care for. It was too esoteric and frankly, pretentious, for what I do on the blog. The idea "pointing to" rather than "pointing at" was referring to a Zen teaching that the observer should be focused on the big picture (the moon), what was being said, rather than the finger that was pointing it out. I know, it sucked.

So when SBJv2 made that comment I knew it was perfection for what I'm doing on the blog.

Search out her blog and comments, you won't be disappointed.
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I Don't Like Drama .... (bullshit)
Posted:Jan 5, 2019 11:36 am
Last Updated:Jun 5, 2019 3:55 pm
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I'm a people per. No, I don't necessarily like people but I like to know what makes them tick. I'm also a numbers guy. You know, charts, graphs, datasets, etc. Recently there was a dustup on the blogs between a few women and much "drama" ensued. This has happened before and it will happen again. Guaranteed.

There were comments on all sides, the most prevalent one being, "I don't like drama." So being the numbers guy that I am, I decided I would try to quantify that sentiment. Using blog data that instigated the drama, I compiled a dataset of the post titles, dates and views. Views, not comments, being the variable being investigated. I then broke it down to views per day and then weighted those numbers by the number of days ago the post was made. This was necessary as not weighting them would cause the most recent views/day to skew the results. Most posts receive more views in the first couple of days after the post than in the days to come.

I then used a 5-day rolling average to smooth the curve. Five days because that is about the average attention span of a human in society today.

Next, I calculated the 5-day volatility of the views. Volatility being the percentage change of post views from one day to the next. If the views change drastically from one day to the next, volatility will spike upward whether the change is positive or negative. This means that views can can continue to increase but volatility will decrease if the change decreases. Think of volatility as "interest".

Both the averages and the volatility are lagging indicators because they are looking at the past five days, not future.

Here is what the chart looks like:




The 5-day average is flat up until the shitstorm started on or around December 4 and then steadily increased until it peaked between the 16th and 22nd. It has steadily declined since the 31st and contines to decline so my assumption is that people are less interested.

Volatility spiked up, as expected, tracking the 5-day average and then mostly declined until the 31st or so. I would assume that volatility could be linked to an expectation of some event and declining views because people were disappointed.

So based on the data, I would conclude that most people, do in fact, like watching drama. The people that comment that they don't are likely telling the truth. They don't like it, but they're watching it unfold.

You're welcome to your own assumptions.



* This only took about 20 minutes to compile. I do have a life.
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Ode to Joie
Posted:Dec 27, 2018 7:11 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:55 pm
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I shall not miss a wee Irish lass
You know the one, so proud of an ass
The teacher who recently dismissed the class
Casting stones of aspersions inside a house of glass.

I shall not miss a head of red
There are a few who tears will shed
Ding dong, when the Queen has fled
Joie in Blogland will be widespread.

I shall not miss the pics so flawed
Over and over again, isn’t that odd?
Comments that consistently laud
I don’t know, it seems like fraud.

I shall not miss a vocal dub
Caterwauling in a local pub
I fully expect a blogger’s snub
From members of a JoieBoi Club

I shall not miss the use of shall
Maybe a dialect of locale?
I don’t know a rationale
But never again shall I type shall.

Alas, the chance that she will go
About the same as Florida snow
We will soon see, we will know
Sure as Santa’s ho ho ho.
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Ask Dio #5 (I Thought I Met the Woman of My Dreams)
Posted:Dec 1, 2018 6:00 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:56 pm
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Dear Dio,

I recently met a woman on this site and we really hit it off. She posts a lot of revealing photos of herself on her blog and I fell in love with her. Or at least I thought I had. She came out for a "visit", if you know what I mean, a few days ago and now I'm having my doubts. I fell in love with the woman in the pictures, not the woman that got off the plane. Her photos are really subdued, blurry almost. In real life, her features are sharper, more detailed and not at all attractive to me. The camera is visible in some of the mirror shots she takes and it looks like a really nice one. Big lens and lots of dials and knobs. I think equipment malfunction can be ruled out as she says she takes it everywhere she goes so she obviously knows how to use it because all the other pictures she takes of mundane subjects are out of focus too. She says it's the desired effect. I want the woman in the pictures online, not the one I see in front of me, what can I do?

NOLA_ExPat2


Dear ExPat2,

If you want the woman we're going to have to rule out a few things. First of all, and I know it's not the most important, but how is her health? Do her hands shake a lot? Can she pick up a hot cup of coffee with one hand without making a mess? When she wipes it up after spilling it all over the table, chair and floor, what speed is her dabbing motion? A severe hand shaking condition could be a rea for the blurry pictures and is not necessarily a valid rea to kick her to the curb. Grandpa Dio said that Mrs. Berkowitz in room 89 at the home gave the best hand jobs. Ever. Now if her head shakes uncontrollably and she still has her natural teeth, bid her adieu. Mr. Berkowitz bled to death a few weeks earlier.

You mentioned that she had a nice camera, lots of knobs and dials. Some women don't know how to work one knob, much less two or three. Trust me. Then when you throw in a bunch of dials, confusion may ensue. I suggest trying to find a cheap point and shoot camera at a thrift shop or something for her. One that has a single button. Women have no trouble with vacuum cleaners or mixers that just have a single switch so that may rule out equipment failure.

Wait, you want a fuzzy real life woman. Sorry, I misunderstood your dilemma. Do you have a drinking problem? Have you ever heard of beer googles? If you love her and you don't have a drinking problem, get one. And do it drunken doggie just to make sure she's the woman you think she is.

You're welcome,

Dio

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Ask Dio #4 (Close Sexual Encounters of the Weird Kind)
Posted:Oct 28, 2018 4:36 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:56 pm
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Dear Dio,

I love women. I really love women. I love oral, both giving and receiving, so when a couple is involved, I have no problem sucking a dick with her. I have had a couple of male to male encounters and both times turned out bad. I'm not doing that again. The two previous encounters were both going good until I agreed to a back massage, I mean, who turns down a back massage especially in a male and male encounter. As soon as I turned my back on them, they both went south. It seems like when I give some guys permission to rub my back, it gives them permission to fuck my ass. I kneed the first guy in the balls after I escaped and I threw the second guy off and left when they tried butt fucking me. We're all still friends but the fact that they don't even ask permission, that's just not fucking kosher. Assholes.

I changed my profile from bisexual to straight on here and wrote a blog post informing fellow members on the site my rea for changing my preference. I'm bi-oral, nothing more.

I got a bunch of rude comments as follows:
From a couple: "Looks like you are playing name games with yourself ..."
From a woman: "Okay, you suck dick. That is not considered straight. Straight is straight and any sexual contact man to man is not straight. You are fooling yourself and lying to everyone else."

Is claiming I'm straight when I'm bi-oral lying? I mean, what is the difference between sucking a clit and sucking a dick, except for the fucking size? Am I right?

RaunchoMongrel


Dear Rauncho,

Let's try to find some common ground, points of agreement that you and the commentators have. I think we all can agree that you are a cocksucker. The woman stated as much in her first sentence. "Okay, you suck dick." It can be argued that the couple implictly agree with their statement that you are playing name games. And you confessed that you have no problems sucking a dick in a couples encounter.

Now we need to determine if you are a lying cocksucker. The woman stated a clear concise definition that " ... any man to man sexual contact is not straight." She is obviously an astute Daniel Webster fan as I doubt he could have defined the word any more succintly. The esteemed Mr. Webster further defines lying as making untrue statements. So by default, if you are bi-oral, bi-butt or bi-insertion-of-cock-in-any-available-hole and claim to be straight, you are indeed a lying cocksucker by definition.

You didn't give me a complete description of the gentlemen with which you had your encounters but in today's tinderbox of political correctness, if you rejected them because of race, you could be labeled a lying cocksucking racist. Nationality? A lying cocksucking xenophope. You mentioned "kosher", I trust you aren't a lying cocksucking Antisemite. If you rejected them because they were gay, a lying cocksucking homophobe. Which I would think a cocksucking homophobe would be an oxymoron? Readers?

I'll let the readers leave comments with their opinions on the difference between sucking a clit and sucking a dick. I don't even know where to start.

You're welcome.

Dio
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Ask Dio #3 (Catfighting Coven)
Posted:Oct 22, 2018 5:37 pm
Last Updated:May 25, 2019 4:57 pm
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Dear Dio,

Recently I was trying to write a post about a woman (usually younger) that marries some old codger for his money. I couldn't find a term that didn't disparage the woman. All the terms, "gold digger", "trophy wife" or "arm candy" seem insulting to the woman. I'm trying to improve my writing by trying not to offend readers. I recently used the term "catfight" describing a fight between two girls that involved nail scratching and hair pulling and was told that it was offensive. Why do you write such disparaging posts?

IdaHo33


Dear Ho,

Thank you, I'm flattered that you read my posts and felt something. Most don't. Read it. That's my intention, as a writer, to make you feel something. First of all, let's look at the definition of disparaging:

dis·par·ag·ing
/diˈsperijiNG/
adjective
expressing the opinion that something is of little worth; derogatory.

My posts are simply an expression of my opinion of something that that I think is of little worth. I mock them, parody them to express my opinion. Your opinion is likely different. Feel free to write your own post about how that something made you feel. It's your blog. Use your own peral style, your "voice". We all have one and each one is different. Thank God.

Before you write that post, ask yourself: "Am I writing this for me or am I writing to please people?" If you are writing to please people, to refrain from being offensive, you are never going to be a very good writer. People will read your Pollyannish post and move on to the next post. Most likely some nudie stolen off the interwebs that gets way more views and comments.

In order to interject passion into your writing, you need to write for yourself. How you feel about the subject. How you really really feel about the chosen topic. You'll have to edit to tone it down a bit so as not to get banned from the site, but that's easy. Make your writing memorable, if even for a few seconds. Engage the reader, make them want to keep reading.

Sure, you're going to offend some people. Especially on this site. I've been called names and blocked. But never banned. Good or bad, I made them feel something. Mission accomplished. Though if enough people block you, you'll have nothing to read and ergo, nothing to write about. (Pssst, change user names). Plus if you don't have thick skin, some of the comments will make you bleed. Some comments will make you question if your post was even read, much less comprehended. If more than a few mis-comprehend it, you have failed as a writer, the post was not clear. Be aware that there are many on the site that suffer from Dunning-Kruger effect and comment. Make sure you're not one of them.

A writer can't be all things to all people and be a very good writer. Isolate your audience, who you want to write to. Write to them, not for them.

You described a fight between two females that involved scratching and pulling hair. Thankfully, no biting but all those are what cats do when they fight. Have you seen cats fight? You've obviously seen two girls fight. What was the difference? Both fights involved flailing limbs and scratching. You're simply describing a fight. When you call it a catfight, the reader immediately pictures exactly what you want them to without going into any more description.

I once wrote a post about a bunch of women that were starting a group of like-minded women to assuage some of the stuff that was happening on the site they were on. If you've ever worked in an office with a bunch of women, you know how they can sometimes turn on each other. I used the term for the group the "Catfighting Cunt's Coven" in the post. And didn't get banned. Actually I got some pretty good comments from women. They appreciated the alliteration but that's a blog for another time. Individual name-calling is a huge no-no. Insinuation or double entendre is your friend. And alliteration. I like alliteration. And insinuation.

My basic rule for satirizing a per or situation is to ask myself, "Would I say this to their face?" Are they by definition a "gold digger", "trophy wife" or "arm candy"? Then use the description, the reader will picture exactly what you are describing. If my answer is "maybe", "possibly" or "probably", don't post it. It has to be an unequivocal "yes, absolutely". Your peral writing rules are different and you need to abide by them.

Always be honest with yourself. Write on.

Dio
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