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Please Stop Sending Me Vagina Pics  

Paulxx001 66M
8702 posts
12/11/2018 12:52 am

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Please Stop Sending Me Vagina Pics

I am literally inundated with more than a hundred pictures of vaginas on a weekly basis. Now don't get me wrong... all men love vaginas and what we can do with them, and I.m one of those men who - absolutely adores them. But seriously ... ladies...  is that all that you are? A pussy attached to a body, ready to swallow up and squeeze my dick in your love muscle? What about your mind, or does that organ even function ?

My inbox is overflowing and I don't know what to do with all of them - pics that is. Each one special in it's own cute, sexy hot and wet way. Some sheared smooth and quite handsome. Others... are excessively hairy , and with all due respect - require some serious maintenance. Let's face it.... they are all starting to look alike ! In fact I have had to cancel my Gold Membership in order to quell the influx of all those pussy pics. 

I.m tired of mindless sex. It is so fatiguing. My profile clearly states;

"... If you're an intelligent woman with a wicked sense of humour, and interesting conversation flows easily for you - then I'd be intrigued.  "

It's pretty obvious that these women haven't even read my profile. I don't bother blocking those ladies, I simply ignore the offending emails and move on. And just because my profile, also says :

"... I am looking for some shared laughs, and then... I.m sure we'll figure things out. "

Does that imply that my dick is here just waiting to be used and abused by your hungry vaginas? Come to think of it... perhaps I.m giving out the wrong signals. Yes - sex is important, but it is not the only thing that is of value to me. What about a stimulating conversation ? How about getting to know me; talking with me and becoming familiar with my hopes and dreams ? I'd love to go out for dinner or a movie. There is more to me, than just my penis - isn't there?

I get messages similar to; "Well... you have pics of your penis on your profile - when can we fuck?" Not even a - "Hello... How are you ?" While it is true, I have dic pics on my profile - they are for 'friends only'. Why can't we start off by being 'friends'? Why do I have to be treated like some sort of fuck machine? Well ... for now ... I'll let things be. My little rant is over.


.......................
The above blog post was one that I have written in advance... for that day, when I am inundated with too many vagina pics. I will post it then. Yes... you can be sure. I will post it... on that day. Someday... One day... 

Until then... please keep those vagina pics, coming. Send them to me at - 'My Private Mail Box '- here on my blog. My other mail box, is slammed! 😱 😁

© December 2018 Paul P..
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So...
Any women having a similar problem - but with too many dic pics?
Any guys having issues, with too many vagina pics in their emails?
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. .


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 12:57 am

It's always a thrill to get an unsolicited picture of a vagina. Like opening up an early birthday or Xmas present. AND I do get them delivered via emails and here on my blog mail box and of course k i k . I never tire of seeing them . . . and of course I love the sincerity with which they are sent to me.... with warmth and playful lust ! Yes ... Please don't be shy . .


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 1:01 am

Somehow . . . the impression I get is that - women don't get the same thrill when they receive unsolicited Dick pics... OMG ... Really ? So as I peruse the blogosphere, the reference to and complaints about - dic pics remains an interesting contrast with how men perceive that equally rampant problem of unsolicited vagina pics.
Of course I get 'their ' pov . . . Let's face it - a vagina is a lot sexier and prettier than a dic - no ? And ... as we all know - "We want to be taken seriously " here on this sex/dating/I don't know what it is site ? right ?


jajo696 113F
4287 posts
12/11/2018 1:15 am

I dont know if this is all tongue in cheek or not.....but let me just chime in on a serious level.

It was actually refreshing to know that men get the influx of those kinda pics too and feel similarly to what some women feel. Its overload....unsolicited...objectifying etc.

......and as you alluded to. ya seen one , ya seen em all.

My stance is.....seduce my mind and the body will follow.

Until then.....i have unsolicited pics......blocked !

jus my dos centavos

~ ja


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 1:36 am

    Quoting  :

... and you've seen me... R we even? Lol 😁😱
So... You don't mind the eye candy? 🍬
Hey.. Coffee was good on this cold morning. How's about yours? ☕😊


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 1:45 am

    Quoting jajo696:
    I dont know if this is all tongue in cheek or not.....but let me just chime in on a serious level.

    It was actually refreshing to know that men get the influx of those kinda pics too and feel similarly to what some women feel. Its overload....unsolicited...objectifying etc.

    ......and as you alluded to. ya seen one , ya seen em all.

    My stance is.....seduce my mind and the body will follow.

    Until then.....i have unsolicited pics......blocked !

    jus my dos centavos

    ~ ja
Well . . . you know . . in every pound of jokes, there is always an once or two of truth !
It is true that women are objectified to a much greater extent than are men - so when the roles are reversed, we aren't quite prepared on how to react. Our first impressions are to be flattered and to laugh. Since our little heads do much of the thinking for us . . . out overall sensitivity to the issue is clouded with a shallow overall point of view. I DO understand how unsolicited dic pics are not appreciated by women. Especially in the volume that they are sent. Right ?
Do I come across as being shallow when I say that I am not offended when a woman sends me her vagina pic? Or do I just sound like a typical man? lol


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 2:24 am

    Quoting  :

Hey . . . Up late ? Glad to be able to entertain... I'll be checking my mail box...


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 2:26 am

    Quoting  :

Glad to be of service in this twisted little 'Island' ... we inhabit . Oh to have that problem - indeed ! Thanks for popping in !
I have gotten vag pics ... but I will NEVER complain about them ! The guy who wrote the blog is a f..king idiot!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 2:35 am

    Quoting  :

I can suggest a few things for you to try . . . in order to help you sleep . . Ever try exercising .... your little 'friend' ? I don't own one - but others have told me that you can put yourself in a sleepy mood , if you hypnotize your little buddy . Try it and let me know if that works . . .


TartWiffAHeart 30F
726 posts
12/11/2018 3:03 am

I was so tempted to send you 100's of vagina photos lol


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 4:58 am

    Quoting TartWiffAHeart:
    I was so tempted to send you 100's of vagina photos lol
OMG . . . Please do . . lol That would be sooo funny. The irony of it all !
Then again . . . I don't dislike them as much as my blog post claims I do . . Hmm go figure ? Thanks for popping in ! Have a great day !


superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
12/11/2018 5:53 am

I so love how your brain works!

You do realize that any pussy pic you get now will be considered solicited.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 6:15 am

    Quoting superbjversion2:
    I so love how your brain works!

    You do realize that any pussy pic you get now will be considered solicited.
lol . . . shhhhh . . . Nobody else knows my true intentions here . . . Lol . . .
I don't know if I thought that far in advance . . but at some point between 'enter' and 'delete', I just gave up and thought... does any of this even matter?
I'm having my 2nd cup of coffee and (in between the tears), I'm just laughing at this whole world we live in. Isn't it great ? Thanks for popping in.
Your post yesterday got to me!!! Don't do that again !


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
12/11/2018 6:29 am

Oh Paul....you are such a jokester . You knew exactly what you were doing to get flooded with 'unsolicited' pussy pics. But I won't hold it against you.
Now....where do I send my pic? Since I am the shy type, you better close your eyes when you open it.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 6:57 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    Oh Paul....you are such a jokester . You knew exactly what you were doing to get flooded with 'unsolicited' pussy pics. But I won't hold it against you.
    Now....where do I send my pic? Since I am the shy type, you better close your eyes when you open it.
'... such a jokester?' You probably haven't read my profile either...- "... My emotions are true and I wear them on my sleeve, for anyone to view...." Joking is... well joking is something that I only occasionally get into. 😶
🆗 I'll have my buddy FrankeeZee take a look at your pic to see if it's appropriate for me. I'm sure it will be! 😏 Thanks... in advance for the pic! 🤗😘
So... Do you get many unsolicited dic pics? 🤔


missthee 58F  
4511 posts
12/11/2018 8:40 am

Let's for a moment entertain the idea that I DO want to take pics of my lady bits. Without some kind of assistance - even if it's merely a mirror or a selfie stick - it's a somewhat complicated endeavor.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 9:13 am

    Quoting missthee:
    Let's for a moment entertain the idea that I DO want to take pics of my lady bits. Without some kind of assistance - even if it's merely a mirror or a selfie stick - it's a somewhat complicated endeavor.
It could be . . . Although with digital cameras. . . it is rather simpler than you might think. Photography is a passion of mine. And you don't really need a mirror . . . try this...
1.Put your phone on 'auto' mode.
2.Reverse your phone away from 'selfie mode' - to maximize the resolution. (OR keep it in 'selfie' mode)...
3. Lie on your back, on your bed.
4. Position yourself in a way that you would... for your lover . . .
5. Imagine your lover watching you . . .
6. Take those pics and don't worry about the results . . .
It's digital . . . one of them is bound to be an effective, exciting and hot, representation of 'you' ... And don't forget . . . nobody is judging the results . . . EVery one of those pics would be worthy !
Try it . . what's the worst that can happen? Let me know how they turn out. What do you think? Easy to follow instructions . . right? Thanks for popping in here . . .


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
12/11/2018 9:19 am

So sorry to hear your getting inundated with so many Vajayjay picttures. And YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I get so many dicks pictures that I have become desensitized to them now and they get deleted.

I understand this is a sex site but if I want to see a man's dick I will ask. I like to get to know the man behind the cock first as its so important to see if there is some chemistry there to make me want to see his cock. Have a great day and once again sorry to hear about your issues here..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/11/2018 9:28 am

This is funny. Don't hold your breath though I actually disagree with your assertion that a pussy is more attractive than a dick...


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 9:51 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    So sorry to hear your getting inundated with so many Vajayjay picttures. And YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I get so many dicks pictures that I have become desensitized to them now and they get deleted.

    I understand this is a sex site but if I want to see a man's dick I will ask. I like to get to know the man behind the cock first as its so important to see if there is some chemistry there to make me want to see his cock. Have a great day and once again sorry to hear about your issues here..
Yes . . It is a burden that I have to bear !
You have become desensitized ? Eeeee ... Ooooo ... That is NOT good ! Would it help if I showed you a pic of a really nice one? I . .uhhh... oh never mind . .
And THAT's exactly how I feel ! How about getting to know me before you flash a vag pic at me? Chemistry is so important and an underrated commodity here ! So true. Thanks for your encouragement and compassion ! Any other tips and advice would be appreciated !


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 10:00 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    This is funny. Don't hold your breath though I actually disagree with your assertion that a pussy is more attractive than a dick...
lol .... You might be surprised at how this whole thing is 'accidentally ' working out . . lol
Well . . . I won't argue with personal taste... right ? I mean some people loved 'The Spice Girls' and some hated 'The Beetles' . . . go figure !
I won't try and convince you otherwise, but there is something about the clean lines of a woman 'bit' that is just so enticing. More so than some of the 'train wrecks' of shrunken, twisted, male flesh that I see proudly displayed here. Notwithstanding mine - of course. Eeeee.... You're right though . . . It is all about personal tastes . Right ? Your advice on the matter of these abusive emails is always welcomed ...


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
12/11/2018 10:04 am



Oh, thank you for the laugh! I love this.



"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 10:13 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    Oh, thank you for the laugh! I love this.


I trust you are laughing WITH me and not AT me . . . Glad to be of service.
You must have plenty of experience dealing with unrequested dic pics? Any suggestions to offer, on how do deal with them (vag pics I mean) ? Perhaps a message on my profile " No vag pics "?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 10:44 am

    Quoting  :

Really . . . so you close your eyes? Hmmm ... good safety tip . .. I'll try that one next time I am assaulted with an unwanted pic ! Thanks !


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 11:17 am

    Quoting  :

Ahhh . . . lol OK . . . I understand . . That's funny.
I thought all women hated those type of pics ? Well I guess not all of them and not all the time? Understood . . . I guess you can't really avoid them... ? Sort of like those car accidents none of us really want to stop and look at ?
Don't mind me . . . I guess I am biased . . .


Platosgames 102M
3189 posts
12/11/2018 1:54 pm

That was great. LOL

I still get a few, but since I changed my age to 96, I guess they didn't want to give me a heart attack, so they've pretty much stopped.

" I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 2:01 pm

    Quoting Platosgames:
    That was great. LOL

    I still get a few, but since I changed my age to 96, I guess they didn't want to give me a heart attack, so they've pretty much stopped.
It's like a little birthday present when I get them . . lol
I thought I'd take a look at things, from the other side. Some residual benefits not originally anticipated, actually came outta this post ...
Heart attacks are a concern . . in your case. Proves they don't look at your profile either !
Sympathy is a good thing.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/11/2018 4:53 pm

    Quoting  :

Yes... I can see that my smartass sense of humour is going to bite me in the butt... Lol. No worries.. I will cherish them without telling anyone anything... 😊 Please feel free to harass me whenever the urge arises... I feel one rising in me... as I write this... Eee 😱😁


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/12/2018 2:30 am

    Quoting  :

Oooo... Chilly Wednesday morning here this AM.. Coffee is hot and I'm warming up... The engines are revving... 🔥🚗🚔 Have a great one! 😁🔥


mc_justmc 63M

12/12/2018 6:10 am

While most of the response to this post was positive, I would have been a little nervous hitting the "post" button, considering the potential "backlash". It's been a harsh winter, and I'm not talking about the weather.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/12/2018 7:04 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    While most of the response to this post was positive, I would have been a little nervous hitting the "post" button, considering the potential "backlash". It's been a harsh winter, and I'm not talking about the weather.
Yeah... I thought about it for a half second. Seriously though... with all the drama and BS on this blog island, ya think they'll vote me off? 🙄 I almost forgot that I'm here for my own entertainment... and to get laid. It's liberating... 😁 I might just see how close I can get to the edge. The world is still flat... right? 🌎


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
12/14/2018 1:44 am

It took me a bit to figure out that you weren't being serious.

Great Post. Made me think, and then made me laugh.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/14/2018 5:16 am

    Quoting FMAOPLS:
    It took me a bit to figure out that you weren't being serious.

    Great Post. Made me think, and then made me laugh.
Glad you were able to laugh. It's always fun to poke fun at oneself ... and it's always nice - when people "get it".
Have a great Friday !


CampoGirl 57F
43434 posts
12/16/2018 1:15 pm

The majority of men here in the area use dick pics only... when I log on, its a SAUSAGE FEST ! Looks like a field of mushrooms. LMAO

Now on my Blog: 👄 New Pictures 👓


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/16/2018 1:53 pm

    Quoting CampoGirl:
    The majority of men here in the area use dick pics only... when I log on, its a SAUSAGE FEST ! Looks like a field of mushrooms. LMAO
Rally? That's funny. ...mushrooms? Eeee... 😨🍄
Although... sauteed with onions ...hmmm. 😊 I have dic pics, but they are burried away for friends. Perhaps I should use one as my main profile pic...That's an idea... 😗 eee. Naked ... 😶


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/19/2018 9:52 pm

    Quoting  :

You were on cam ??? Wow... Yes , I would have LOVED to see that. Pussy as far as I could see ? 300 photos ??? Please stop . . . ! Lol... Sounds like you had a blast... So, why did you stop?
Hey... nothing stops you from continuing - does it ? At the very least (since this piece was a tongue in cheek satire), you are ALWAYS welcome to send me samples to my Private Mail Box here on my blog - I would welcome them. They are special , aren't they ?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/21/2018 4:38 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    This is funny. Don't hold your breath though I actually disagree with your assertion that a pussy is more attractive than a dick...
OK . . . Recall this post ?
Evidently I somehow , magically enrolled myself into the 'Pussy Pic Of The Day Club'... lol Go figure. Every morning like clockwork... the pic arrives...
Just saying... If you have something on your 'wish list' (in life)... ask for the opposite... ? True it is only one. BUT it is a BIG ONE ! The power of reverse psychology ?
Anyway... Have a great FRiday!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/21/2018 4:41 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    Oh, thank you for the laugh! I love this.


Happy to be the bearer of chuckles. Sorry for the late reply . .
Have a great Friday and a great weekend !


smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
12/21/2018 7:56 am

Haha I’m happy for you, my friend. Clearly the universe likes you.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
12/21/2018 10:31 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Haha I’m happy for you, my friend. Clearly the universe likes you.
Lol. At the very least SHE does... Or she's a huge tease.. Or both..
Women .. who can figure them out? So unpredictable.. Right? And cute!😱😍😊
Happy Friday and Haply Holidays !🎅


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
1/19/2019 8:39 am

    Quoting TartWiffAHeart:
    I was so tempted to send you 100's of vagina photos lol
Hey... What happened to my daily dose? 😳🤔
Or did you run out of inventory?
Hey... No pressure.. Lol... 😊


Philherdesire 56M
87 posts
2/1/2019 3:38 am

Hi Paul

I saw the title to this blog in your signature, didn't notice it before until now, the title so enticing, I just had to click.

I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee as I read it, sure would have spat it all over my monitor in a fit of laughter. I haven't been around on
'sex/dating/I don't know what it is sites'
until just a week or two ago.

I don't think I have ever seen so many cock and pussy photos in the one place!

I kinda undertand that most blokes are proud of thier little guy and any excuse to display him, as you say he's the one with the brains.

But the sheer number of vaginas on women's profiles, I've never seen anything like it!

Bravo to all those women, keeps me inside and safe off the street for days and days. I'm the kid in the candy shop for sure. Keep em coming ladies. I'm yet to receive a vagina in my inbox just yet, the best I've had so far is a pair of really really nice titties.

hehehe (can you hear mutley?)


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
2/1/2019 4:26 pm

    Quoting Philherdesire:
    Hi Paul

    I saw the title to this blog in your signature, didn't notice it before until now, the title so enticing, I just had to click.

    I'm glad I wasn't drinking coffee as I read it, sure would have spat it all over my monitor in a fit of laughter. I haven't been around on
    'sex/dating/I don't know what it is sites'
    until just a week or two ago.

    I don't think I have ever seen so many cock and pussy photos in the one place!

    I kinda undertand that most blokes are proud of thier little guy and any excuse to display him, as you say he's the one with the brains.

    But the sheer number of vaginas on women's profiles, I've never seen anything like it!

    Bravo to all those women, keeps me inside and safe off the street for days and days. I'm the kid in the candy shop for sure. Keep em coming ladies. I'm yet to receive a vagina in my inbox just yet, the best I've had so far is a pair of really really nice titties.

    hehehe (can you hear mutley?)
True.. This place is deffinitely trippy and quite a bit of fun, as long as one has an open mind and laughs along with all the bullshit that comes with it.
I have no inner monologue, and I prefer to be as open and honest as I can.. Some people get my sense of humour... And.. those are the type of women I attract.
Glad you weren't drinking that coffee..☕
I have other posts, that are equally irreverent.. "The Mall, The MILF.. 9And a Song.. "
Hey... Join the crew and open up a blog. That's when you'll attract the ones that c a n actually read! 🤔😂
Yep. It's all good. Thanks for popping in.. and have a great time. Don't take any of the drama to heart. This place is a lot of fun.. for those intelligent enough to know how to play this game..
Have a good one! 👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
2/14/2019 4:10 am

    Quoting SouthOCguy69:
    Didn't fool me one bit, its just a bunch of BS so many people believe it LMAO
It was supposed to be a satire.. Funny thing is, I started getting vagina pics in my email... Lol 😱 So yeah... Glad you laughed. Drop by any time. 👍


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
2/25/2019 12:29 pm

    Quoting  :

Hmmm.. Good question. I imagine there is. I've never checked. You're right about having variety... That's for sure! Hey.. What are you going to do, right? 🤔
I have mine, locked up in a vault. I pass out a key for those who are curious.... 🔑
Thanks for popping in. You're welcome here any time! 😊


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