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How To Make Love To A Woman : The To-do List  

Paulxx001 66M
8702 posts
11/12/2018 1:04 am

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How To Make Love To A Woman : The To-do List

To-Do Lists exist about everything but I was surprised to read one describing - How To Make Love To A Woman. My quirky buddy Frank, came over yesterday and showed it to me.

I hadn't seen Frank in a while , so he filled me in on what he'd been up to. Frank had joined an adult sex hookup site called : FOGCAF, (Friends OF Good Clean Adulterous Fun), his username is FrankeeZee and he was having a great time !

Frank told me he soon realized, that working during the day, was going to impact his ability to meet with the women on that site, so he quit his day job and took night employment, as a janitor. That freed him up to perv and chat with the women online. He wasn't getting laid yet, but he happily admitted to masturbating 9 or 10 times a day - obviously improving his cardio, in the process. The only downside (he claimed), was that he was recently diagnosed with a strained ligament in his left wrist. I knew he was right handed, so out of curiosity (and because I could), I asked him why he used his left hand.

"Because Paul... then... it feels like someone else is holding it ."

I made a mental note. After he'd paused for a second, I asked him if he was at least closer, to having sex with someone from that website. Ironically, Frank then told me about the woman he'd met (off-site), at the local supermarket.

Shortly after the first time they'd been intimate, this woman presented him with a To Do List, on how to make love to her. He thought he'd done a great job, but evidently... she disagreed.

He pulled a folded piece of paper out of his knapsack and showed me the To-do List. It read like this:
5 min - Gentle soft kissing
7 min - Deep passionate kissing
1 min - Let's take off our clothes
8 min - Gentle body massages and caressing of my breasts
5 min - Exploration of my woman bits with your fingers
7 min - More fun with my woman bits using 'toys'
8 min - Visiting my woman bits with your mouth and tongue
I am now ready for penetration.


"Wow ! That's a crazy detailed list ! And she wrote it down for you ?" I exclaimed looking at it. "So... what did you do Frank ?"

"I did what any verile, proud man would do. I read it and realized that I would have to ramp things up. I went to the erotic store and bought the 'Deluxe Pleasure Kit' - you know... 5 assorted vibrators and dildos plus the scented lube," he grinned proudly. "Oh... and they threw in a $10 coupon for a discount at the car wash. Hey... go figure !"

I nodded approvingly. It sounded like a good deal.

"Then I gift wrapped it, and presented it to her, along with a little handwritten note."

"Ooo... What did she say?"

" Well, she came over to my place a couple of Sundays ago, just before the start of the New England Patriots game. And she was really thrilled - with that whole gift thing. But then... she read what I wrote. "

'Eeeee... What did you write ?"

"My message to her was simple.
'Let me know when you're ready for me.'
I figured... I could probably watch most of the first half - until she was. "

"Oh man... how did that work out ?" I asked, while wincing.

"Not so good. She kept the dildos and the vibrators, as a parting gift. But hey... the Patriots won!" Frank looked at me smiling.

Frank is a funny guy... It was late in the afternoon and he had to get to work. I.m sure he'll have another story to tell me next time.


© November 2018 Paul P.
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So...
Do you manage your busy days and lives with 'To-do Lists', on a scrap of paper, a computer, a phone... on tiny 'post its' or... do you just wing it?

What are your thoughts about Frank's 'To-Do list' ?


BTW - Nov 12 is "National Pizza With The Works Except Anchovies Day". I don't make this stuff up. My favorite is : tomato sauce, cheese, pepperoni, green peppers, mushrooms - PLUS bacon, onions and olives. . .
.. .


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 1:07 am

Well... For starters... There is nothing on that list with regards to what the guy might need, in order to keep him happy. How about a little more 'man bits' play? 😁😏


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 1:15 am

I keep a notepad and hand write my list of things to do for the day, and week and I try to adjust it daily. It kinda helps remind me what I should be focusing on. I also use my smart phone quite a lot. I don't think that I'm actually accomplishing any more, but with my scattered brain, at least I know what I should have accomplished.. Yep! 👍 Well... I'm trying... 🤔


trentfatdick 38M
8 posts
11/12/2018 2:22 am

good to know a bit on the time consuming side,


Heathen_G 65M
7974 posts
11/12/2018 3:29 am

A woman hands you a list.... you hand it back to her . Point to the bedroom and tell her to get naked, saying, "No list.... fuck now!"

And Frank is a stupid..... with an Engineering job he could have earned upwards of 100 grand easy..... get all the chicks he wanted... instead of the weirdo type women with a list.

Frank is also stupid for buying all that stuff for her.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 4:23 am

    Quoting  :

You're right about that. I don't think it should come with a list either. It should be natural and like you said - spontaneous.
You use your hand for lists... ? Omg ... How do you keep track of the blurred ink ? lol
Have you ever changed up your hands? Does that dominant hand theory make sense ?
Have a great Monday and a great week !


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 4:24 am

    Quoting trentfatdick:
    good to know a bit on the time consuming side,
You're right about that. Like she timed everything with so much detail. Thanks for stopping by.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 4:28 am

    Quoting Heathen_G:
    A woman hands you a list.... you hand it back to her . Point to the bedroom and tell her to get naked, saying, "No list.... fuck now!"

    And Frank is a stupid..... with an Engineering job he could have earned upwards of 100 grand easy..... get all the chicks he wanted... instead of the weirdo type women with a list.

    Frank is also stupid for buying all that stuff for her.
Yep... I agree with you . I would have handed her the list right back.
And you're right that Frank is a bit 'out there' as far as logic goes. I don't want to tell him that he's nuts, but... I don't think he cares much about money. His parents own a maple syrup farm and that stuff is priced almost like 'gold'.
You make some good points. But you know friends... you just accept them for who they are.
Thanks for sharing your pov. Have a great day !


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 4:55 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping by.
I think she'll probably put that gift to good use.
I use to-do lists, but the key is to keep them up to date and not get discouraged when something gets messed up. To-do bathroom lists ? lol OK Then... Have a great Monday !


mc_justmc 63M

11/12/2018 6:02 am

I live by to-do-lists, I can't rely on my memory anymore.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 6:03 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I live by to-do-lists, I can't rely on my memory anymore.
Yep ! I have to agree. Neither can I ... as long as I remember to do one .


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 9:21 am

    Quoting  :

Well... you're one up on me. I CAN live without a to-do list, but I find I am a heck of lot more productive WITH one. Happy Monday !


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
11/12/2018 9:50 am

Good morning and interesting list, not much time spent however, I think there needs to be a lot more time spent on foreplay ( like hours ). Thanks for sharing and I hope today is a great start to the rest of your week..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 9:59 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Good morning and interesting list, not much time spent however, I think there needs to be a lot more time spent on foreplay ( like hours ). Thanks for sharing and I hope today is a great start to the rest of your week..
Well I added up the minutes in the list and you're right - it's only 41 minutes... But hours ? OK . . .I guess you need the right partner . I've never had foreplay for - hours. You can do hours ? Omg ... you're a pro !
Hey . . National Pizza Day - I just came from your blog post and I am starved. Thanks for that ! Have a great Monday!


sexyldy1000 68F  
9607 posts
11/12/2018 1:22 pm

I have never been one for making lists, especially NOT for how I want my partner to make love to me! Geez that makes it seem so mechanical and impersonal. What happened to imagination and being spontaneous?


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 1:58 pm

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I have never been one for making lists, especially NOT for how I want my partner to make love to me! Geez that makes it seem so mechanical and impersonal. What happened to imagination and being spontaneous?
Yeah... For sure, when it comes to making love but even then, don't you express preferences and don't those preferences then translate into an invisible list after, a time? I deffinitely use lists for daily and weekly stuff that I have to do. Thanks for sharing your pov... Happy Monday! 👍😊☺️


2trythis 60F
5109 posts
11/12/2018 5:02 pm

Thanks for the giggle.

I make lists for my benefit only, things that I don't want to forget or to prioritize stuff at work. I wrote a sex bucket list once but I don't know what I did with it. Guess I should have put where I put it on a list somewhere.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 5:26 pm

    Quoting  :

True... It would ruin it if there was a list, but one could always suggest, without the need for paper... I also make a list when shopping... Without my list, I rarely come home with what I set out to buy... Thanks for popping in. 😊🍕It's National Pizza Day!!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/12/2018 5:36 pm

    Quoting 2trythis:
    Thanks for the giggle.

    I make lists for my benefit only, things that I don't want to forget or to prioritize stuff at work. I wrote a sex bucket list once but I don't know what I did with it. Guess I should have put where I put it on a list somewhere.
Glad you chuckled. Humor is such a fickle friend... I make work and personal lists as well. Sex bucket list? Hmmm.. No way to recall what that was? You could make a new one? 🤔Happy National Pizza Day... 🍕Thanks for popping in... 😊🙋


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
11/12/2018 6:17 pm

To do lists and my calendar rule all aspects of my life...EXCEPT the bedroom! Intimate encounters absolutely should not have any kind of list.

Silly Frank.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/13/2018 2:06 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    To do lists and my calendar rule all aspects of my life...EXCEPT the bedroom! Intimate encounters absolutely should not have any kind of list.

    Silly Frank.
Frank is silly... but he's amusing enough to poke his head in here again... I think. 😊 Yep. Il agree that lists are helpful. Such a sense of satisfaction when one can draw a line threw something, knowing it is DONE! 😊 But... not in the bedroom... Although, everyone has a list they may keep hidden in their heads a wish list.. perhaps. If you are with an intuitive lover, you don't even think about things - it just naturally flows... Have a great Tuesday! 👌🌎World kindness day! But you're already so kind...


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
11/13/2018 9:47 am

Frank is going to have warts on both palms. Changed jobs and then bought her a "present". And I totally get his Patriots attitude- asshole. He could have better spent his time learning how to communicate with her and treated the list as a lesson that he wasnt as hot in bed as he thought. Yep figures a football game would cum first. I think she wrote the list as a gentle reminder that he did not listen to her body language!
As for lists I am organized. My cell phone has an Out Of Milk App on it and I keep the necessary stuff in it . I try to do my errands in a circular fashion all in one trip. Save time, saves gas, gets tings done and leaves me time to perfect my sexual technique { both hands needed LOL}

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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/13/2018 9:57 am

    Quoting pocogato12:
    Frank is going to have warts on both palms. Changed jobs and then bought her a "present". And I totally get his Patriots attitude- asshole. He could have better spent his time learning how to communicate with her and treated the list as a lesson that he wasnt as hot in bed as he thought. Yep figures a football game would cum first. I think she wrote the list as a gentle reminder that he did not listen to her body language!
    As for lists I am organized. My cell phone has an Out Of Milk App on it and I keep the necessary stuff in it . I try to do my errands in a circular fashion all in one trip. Save time, saves gas, gets tings done and leaves me time to perfect my sexual technique { both hands needed LOL}
Yep... Frank has issues.😬 Don't we all. Add to that - he's a Patriots fan. 🏈So am I, but not to that extent. You sound very organized... Hmmm.. Circular motion.. 😊 OK.. I'll try that next time... 😏😌Have a happy World Kindness Day.. 🌍I'll tell Frank to smarten up. 🤔


Livin_my_Life14 53F

11/13/2018 4:26 pm

I use a sticky note pad for my list. I have to make a list or I will forget. I love Frank’s list. Kissing is a must- it makes me wet💕


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/13/2018 5:20 pm

    Quoting Livin_my_Life14:
    I use a sticky note pad for my list. I have to make a list or I will forget. I love Frank’s list. Kissing is a must- it makes me wet💕
Sticky note pads... really? Kool! I use them around my computer for reminders. That FrankeeZee guy is such a nut! But it is true - kisses are good..! Wet? Eeee.. 😊 Now im thinking about you.. Lol.. It's freezing ⛄here tonight and kisses would be a nice way to start to get warm.. 🔥I'll put a log in the fire...


CampoGirl 57F
43434 posts
11/26/2018 1:20 pm

I wing it. lol Every time... its gotta be hot!! and it usually is with effort. I like sex, genuinely like it! LOVE IT!

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Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/26/2018 2:48 pm

    Quoting CampoGirl:
    I wing it. lol Every time... its gotta be hot!! and it usually is with effort. I like sex, genuinely like it! LOVE IT!
I know you wing it... That's the only way... And I KNOW you genuinely LOVE it... So do I . . . Who doesn't? Is there anyone out there who hates it ?


flannel_light 61F
4586 posts
11/29/2020 11:04 am

There definitely needs to be more four play. I have to write everything down now. As my dai says: I have no mind lol

The Light is shinning and she is lonely and waiting in the darkness.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
11/29/2020 4:55 pm

    Quoting flannel_light:
    There definitely needs to be more four play. I have to write everything down now. As my dai says: I have no mind lol
Funny... Glad to have motivated a thought. ❗❗🍷🍷😎🌹


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