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luv2suk1966 63M/57F
1927 posts
6/18/2018 1:26 pm

This is SPOT ON!!! I love it! Thank you for the laugh this afternoon.

Have a great day, and be nice to one another.


japaneseass 56F  
50231 posts
6/18/2018 1:41 pm

    Quoting  :

oh yah...


pocogato12 71F  
37235 posts
6/18/2018 1:53 pm

Serghio hasn't a clue what blogs are for. Maybe he needs to go to FB

(Virtual Symposium Group) use Virtual Symposium Group


qvillebiman 66M  
373 posts
6/18/2018 2:15 pm

we think the best way is to answer every question " prefer not to say" and include 10 pics of a small package under a beer belly


DonnaChang 54F
212 posts
6/18/2018 2:31 pm

    Quoting qvillebiman:
    we think the best way is to answer every question " prefer not to say" and include 10 pics of a small package under a beer belly
What woman could ever resist that?????

Fucking Awesome!!!!!!!


LakeRidgeBBWSeek 63M
3847 posts
6/18/2018 2:35 pm

I agree with all those 'anti-rules" but keep in mind they should also apply to women posting profiles. Pics taken in the mirror of the bathroom you havnt cleaned in months (well if you have teen children, minutes) should always be included, right? I got critized once for saying that before you take that selfie in the mirror, LOOK at what is also in the reflection? If you cant clean it up, at least edit it out of the pic ! Same goes for pics showing you smoking or drinking or at casinos, when you say you dont do those things ! I recently looked at a profile where the gal said she was anti drug, if you look closely, there is a burning crack pipe in the corner of the pic on the table !


Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 posts
6/18/2018 2:54 pm

This is great hun so very true too..I needed a good laugh today..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


notsure1949 74M
10657 posts
6/18/2018 3:27 pm

very interesting


sphxdiver 74M
21063 posts
6/18/2018 4:00 pm

Well done !!

You've covered all the bases on this one !!


MickeyJ001 63M

6/18/2018 5:31 pm

Updating my profile now


smilinjack13 46M/48F

6/18/2018 5:43 pm

Nailed it!!


kcclaire0923 68F  
822 posts
6/18/2018 6:05 pm

Bravo Kitten!! Bravo!!!

You said it PERFECTLY....As a member here since 2011 I have been through and heard every one of those scenarios many times. I guess that explains why I have over 13 pages of blocked members..

{=} {=} KCClaire0923


devious789 34M
7 posts
6/18/2018 6:22 pm

Actually pretty funny.


mc_justmc 63M

6/18/2018 7:06 pm

You forgot something, take multiple pics of your dick while holding various objects, bottles, cans, thimbles next to it to show all the women how huge your cock is by comparison.


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
6/18/2018 7:20 pm

Stick your dirty tongue out. What woman does not want to be licked by that ? Take a pic with a cigarette hanging out of your mouth. Smokers breath is so hot.


Colby822 41F

6/19/2018 1:10 am

Keep messaging women who have ignored you (because clearly she didn't get any of the messages you sent prior) or told you she isn't interested (because you can totally change her mind through daily messages.)


positively4you 74F  
4605 posts
6/19/2018 3:13 am

My fave, have a close up pic of you bent over, spread butt cheeks with the close up of your hairy, brown asshole and saggy balls. Extra cudos for the hemorrhoids. Yum.


FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
6/19/2018 4:05 am

Add a dick pic to each new message, and send a dozen of them, 5 minutes apart.

Best post I have read in ages. Kudos to you.

Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.


JackSh1t 62M  
6 posts
6/19/2018 9:17 am

Including a recent mug shot from the police department will help establish trust when she sees that the height indicated in the photo is the same as the height listed in your profile. That would give her no reason to doubt you.

One of my all time favorites: If she doesn't meet your standards, lower them.


galvsailor61 62M
291 posts
6/19/2018 8:25 pm

Superb Blog!! I love your cutting edge sense of humor!! Keep it coming, love!!


galvsailor61 62M
291 posts
6/19/2018 8:26 pm

No Joke.....Awesome Blog post!!


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/25/2018 1:29 pm

You are funny and informative. I learned a new word from you. Hmm.. So I'll have to change at least one profile pic... Lol.. Yep... Thanks for posting this one! Oh.. And really nice legs btw... I have to fit the cliché now! (even though it's true!


Askaboutme96 28M

7/1/2018 2:46 am

That’s a bold strategy cotton let’s see if it pays off for him


LockedToy 62M/61F  
16 posts
7/1/2018 5:23 am

These are all great ideas, thanks.


storkjwr18 48M

7/2/2018 2:57 am

Thank you, thank you, thank you. I've been wondering what I've been doing all wrong on this site, and others. I will go back and amend my profile to your suggestions. You are definitely a life saver with all this great advice

I'm gonna have to step the game up now with yours, and others commentors suggestions. Thanks again.


s2ndegree 65M
9800 posts
7/2/2018 3:33 am

I was expecting something sarcastic too!

So any Ideas or suggestions on how to
make an honest,concerted effort to erase the
great divide and restore at least a semblance
of harmony rather than a legacy of a bickering
older generation who would never settle on
healing old wounds and doing more for
the bad than good in redefining a memory of our
own parents,Act Like An Adult!

Using more than all the road!


luvhandle14 57M  
705 posts
7/2/2018 2:56 pm

A couple of wonderful recommendations for the more gifted gentlemen.
I am still thinking about the Dick pics, but I don't know if Tom and Harry are considered more attractive ...


luccibeastmode 30M
64 posts
7/4/2018 7:02 am

Cerebrakitten guess I going be taking some notes


indiasexyogi 62M
74 posts
7/5/2018 12:56 am

Hello. CerebralKitten, hope you must have got your interesting hidden choices special man by now.
If not yet you would certainly get by YOG.
With wishing you get all as you dreamed in life, good luck from - Indian yogi


astute2r3 68M

7/5/2018 7:00 am

Based on your hypothesis noted in your writing, It seems that there is no form of communication which will suffice. Seemingly, That all communication can be viewed not relevant. Maybe ESP should be researched or the old Crystal Ball brought back into service. Sum Certain, people unlike human beings form opinion that can and do change at the drop of a pen, without any quantifying fact nor discovery ever being made for both sexes. I ponder if it is possible, if the shoe in this case, wears another foot? Humor is good and needed, as facts can potentially be a real bummer. Best of Luck!


chevymc70 53M
34 posts
7/5/2018 6:37 pm

well said


ridinmydonkey 53M
20 posts
7/6/2018 3:26 am

It may have already been mentioned and I may have overlooked it, but another great rule to getting laid on Japanese lover.net is:
- when she politely declines your offer of meeting for sex, write her back telling her she's a whore, a slut, and for good measure, add some fat shaming. Extra points if you post it publicly.


19runnermike79 63M

7/6/2018 12:16 pm

Touché. Well played, CerebralKitten.


TheRainMakeer 62M

7/7/2018 4:40 am

Really, need to redo profile


Magnum6945 70M
25 posts
7/9/2018 9:36 pm

My old pappy told me one time "Son. you couldn't get laid in a whore house with a fist full of $100 dollar bills!" He sure set my feet on the straight and narrow.


seems6666 53F  
4838 posts
7/11/2018 11:52 am

    Quoting pytimesx:
    Well, even the title is stupid.

    If you want to get laid, go to a local bar and pick up a broad.

    If you want to find a partner(s) compatible with your desires...
    Do you fucking homework! (works for both men and women)

    btw: try to ignore the aesthetics of looks and stop ignoring profiles with no pics - especially women with 40 pics who complain about no pics/face pics who doesn't post a face pic of herself.
Sarcasm is definitely lost on you isn't it!!
Nobody said you had to post a face pic, the point was a dick pic (or 30) isn't great either.
There are men that put very sexy pics up on here, that leave a bit to the imagination and make you want to reveal whats underneath.
A nice chest in an open shirt does it for me


BlackBBC2810 32M

7/11/2018 6:58 pm

Thanks for the tips. Only time I ever get views on my profile is a dick pic though.


1Snglguy909 47M
11 posts
7/11/2018 11:51 pm

Now that was quite a bit of information. Thanks


scottj55555 55M
1987 posts
7/13/2018 12:56 pm

HEEYYYYYYYYY!!

Thanks, this post made me laugh very hard. Did I miss the venerable, "Wanna fuck?" email?


_IKanCu2_ 105M

7/14/2018 3:37 am

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Leegs2012 51M
96137 posts
7/14/2018 10:36 am

Sometimes less is more, more or less, Great Post!!!!!!!!


dayzeeme 55F
7024 posts
7/15/2018 8:00 pm

omg that is just so damned perfect!!!! Thanks for the awesome post lol


Jagermann78 45M

7/16/2018 5:50 pm

    Quoting  :

I would have to say that this is one of my biggest complaints. So often I see people criticizing others about using this site to meet someone for a long term relationship. They make the claim that “this is a sex site”. In the couple of months that I have been on this site I have made friends with a few people. Not “FWB” but actual sit down and have a normal conversation friends. I believe people that view this site as only a sex site are doing themselves a complete injustice. Perhaps it is just me, but I like to have a connection with someone and build trust with that person before sex enters the equation.

J.


bigblackman21221 53M
4080 posts
7/23/2018 4:59 pm

I've been doing it wrong all this time. Thanks for the advice.



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