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The OVER vs UNDER debate is solved!
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The OVER vs UNDER debate is solved! At least, for me it is anyway..... I have a morning routine. Every morning. I wake up.... I lay in bed for a few minutes cursing my body for the aches and pains I feel... Then I get up an pee... Sometimes I don't have time to do the first two, and I immediately get up and pee. Today was one of those days. Imagine my surprise, in my half asleep state, when I went to grab the toilet paper and pull off a handful only to discover I would wind up with half a roll all over the bathroom. Since it had been unseasonably warm in my area, my furnace has hardly run since the move. Up until now, it had never been running while I was in the bathroom.... I discovered today one interesting flaw in having a furnace duct right beneath the toilet paper holder that is attached to the wall. I reached out, I grabbed a square and started to pull.... Only to discover the air coming from the furnace vent could create an upwind strong enough to send that toilet paper sailing, sailing all over the bathroom. "Oh my God! Oh my God! Make it stop!" It was a parachute of toilet paper in a matter of mere moments, when loaded in the 'over' method, there wasn't enough resistance to keep the TP in place and it continue to stay in flight. Finally realizing what was happening, I grabbed what was left of the roll and stopped the unwind. From this point on, 'under' it is! Happy Monday! *I'll just head off to roll that TP back up on the roll now..... |
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Your morning routine is so very similar to mine. I have a vent under the toilet paper roll. I put it over because it's easier to grab. I've never had an issue like you did today. Can you close the registrar a little so it doesn't blow on the TP? Thanks for the chuckle before I get ready for work. John  We have two lives, and the second begins when we realise we have only one - Confucious
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I did not know that! I wonder what his job was.... 
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Put a towel over the vent when you are on the bowl hahahaha then duct tape the TP when your not on it lololol
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" squat that far down " YEA !!! I guess that would require having too do the Spits to get that far down and FULLY understand that Some of us are Just Not that Limber Anymore 😯🤠
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Nope!!! Nope!!!! Nope!!!!!
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The life away from the apartments, that is a good one.. you had me and a lot going on this one.. Put a deflector on the vent on the floor. Available at all home stores.. Problem solved!! Have a good one..
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Are you sure it's not a ghost.? Tis the season.....
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Or, I have seen TP stands that are sort of like a hall tree, and it can stand off to the other side if you have room for it. Use toilet paper stand to search for one.
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Nope!!! Nope!!!! Nope!!!!!
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The life away from the apartments, that is a good one.. you had me and a lot going on this one.. Put a deflector on the vent on the floor. Available at all home stores.. Problem solved!! Have a good one.. Stop by at lonlyforlove2 also see Lunch with Lonly , we get snow tomorrow Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker" also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'
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Are you sure it's not a ghost.? Tis the season..... My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment
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You are right, I have discovered the 'under' is still an issue, just not as big. Once you start to unroll it it doesn't want to stop. Yikes! I am going to look into the cover thing.
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Ya know, I never thought about that, and I'd wonder WHY people would use the under method; NOW, I know. Makes sense! 👍 😊
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Did you know that the soul singer Lou Rawls used to work in a toilet paper factory?
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see, i was so ready to blame tilly for getting into the tissue. please tell her sorry for me  so you have warm toilet tissue?? on some level that has to be comforting; the wipe after you swipe, right.
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If you happen to have very little TP left on a roll, the air may be strong enough to send that flying as well when you try pulling off a bit and the air current catches it. One of those diverters may be the only thing that helps! Unless you want to buy a free-standing TP holder to set on the floor.
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My vent is also under the roll. I found out if you squeeze the roll so the cardboard tube is oval it will not unroll when the air is blowing.
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You might want to test the under configuration with the furnace running. There might not be much difference. Maybe you need one of those clear plastic deflectors that sends the air parallel to the floor rather than straight up. Yet another Secret Lade tale that brought a smile to my face.
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Ha ha ha ha Very true! That cracks me up!
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Sounds like you need a plastic deflector that will blow the air out across the floor rather than up in the air !! PLUS side is; it will then blow to keep your Tootsies Warm or Warm the floor in front of The Throne 😉😉 If it is blowing at the time; you could also consider wiping , then squatting for a Blow Dry 😉😂🤠
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Yanked it off the wall? How hard were you pulling?? LOL
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Your life is one adventure after another!
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the original patent issued for toilet paper was for over the top, although under does work for certain conditions
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Hahaha Funny story !! Happy Monday Hope your week is Great xoxo
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Lolololol the sell clear plastic vent cover to divert air flow it good to use when furniture is place over vents and you want to move the air out into the room. You may find them in lowes ,home depot even walmart look on line. I got them from one of the magazine with all house hold shit you never need but want. It will help I got like around the house. The have magnet in them to stay in place. Then you can put the TP back the way it should be XOXO.
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Ya know, I never thought about that, and I'd wonder WHY people would use the under method; NOW, I know. Makes sense! 👍 😊 ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Did you know that the soul singer Lou Rawls used to work in a toilet paper factory?
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see, i was so ready to blame tilly for getting into the tissue. please tell her sorry for me so you have warm toilet tissue?? on some level that has to be comforting; the wipe after you swipe, right.
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If you happen to have very little TP left on a roll, the air may be strong enough to send that flying as well when you try pulling off a bit and the air current catches it. One of those diverters may be the only thing that helps! Unless you want to buy a free-standing TP holder to set on the floor. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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My vent is also under the roll. I found out if you squeeze the roll so the cardboard tube is oval it will not unroll when the air is blowing.
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You might want to test the under configuration with the furnace running. There might not be much difference. Maybe you need one of those clear plastic deflectors that sends the air parallel to the floor rather than straight up. Yet another Secret Lade tale that brought a smile to my face.
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FUNNY!
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Sounds like you need a plastic deflector that will blow the air out across the floor rather than up in the air !! PLUS side is; it will then blow to keep your Tootsies Warm or Warm the floor in front of The Throne 😉😉 If it is blowing at the time; you could also consider wiping , then squatting for a Blow Dry 😉😂🤠
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Your life is one adventure after another!
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the original patent issued for toilet paper was for over the top, although under does work for certain conditions
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Hahaha Funny story !! Happy Monday Hope your week is Great xoxo
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Lolololol the sell clear plastic vent cover to divert air flow it good to use when furniture is place over vents and you want to move the air out into the room. You may find them in lowes ,home depot even walmart look on line. I got them from one of the magazine with all house hold shit you never need but want. It will help I got like around the house. The have magnet in them to stay in place. Then you can put the TP back the way it should be XOXO.
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At least, for me it is anyway..... I have a morning routine. Every morning. I wake up.... I lay in bed for a few minutes cursing my body for the aches and pains I feel... Then I get up and pee... Sometimes I don't have time to do the first two, and I immediately get up and pee. Today was one of those days. Imagine my surprise, in my half asleep state, when I went to grab the toilet paper and pull off a handful only to discover I would wind up with half a roll all over the bathroom. Since it had been unseasonably warm in my area, my furnace has hardly run since the move. Up until now, it had never been running while I was in the bathroom.... I discovered today one interesting flaw in having a furnace duct right beneath the toilet paper holder that is attached to the wall. I reached out, I grabbed a square and started to pull.... Only to discover the air coming from the furnace vent could create an upwind strong enough to send that toilet paper sailing, sailing all over the bathroom. "Oh my God! Oh my God! Make it stop!" It was a parachute of toilet paper in a matter of mere moments, when loaded in the 'over' method, there wasn't enough resistance to keep the TP in place and it continue to stay in flight. Finally realizing what was happening, I grabbed what was left of the roll and stopped the unwind. From this point on, 'under' it is! Happy Monday! *I'll just head off to roll that TP back up on the roll now.....
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