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The Bathroom Conversationalist
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The Bathroom Conversationalist We've all encountered this at some point or another. "Hi! I was just thinking about you!" *fart* "No, I'm not busy, just sitting here." *plop* "That? It's just the air dryer, I'm in the bathroom right now." It's been a while, but the bathroom conversationalist was in the bathroom yesterday when I walked in. The phone was on speaker and she was taking a shit while talking her husband. "Hold on, someone just walked in..." It remained silent for a bit. What the hell is going on here? I refuse piss on speaker phone and there was no way I could hold off any longer. "Please end your call so I can take care of what I need take care of." My patience was thin as my head was aching, I was over heated, and I wanted just rip my fucking mask off my face. "Sorry, I'm not done with my conversation, I'm just trying not be rude." "The polite thing would be give my privacy, end your call, and allow pee." The husband piped up at this point and said he would call back, and the call ended. She quickly wrapped up her business, visibly irritated, and washed her hands with vigor. Here's the thing people... Some things are meant be done in private. Going the bathroom.... PRIVATE. Phone conversations.... unless I'm the one on the other end of the conversation.... PRIVATE. And, for God's sake, DON'T COMBINE THE ! |
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Oh so funny. I am with tickle. Go in and flush the whole time while I am doing my thing. If a hand dry is there, run that sucker about 5 minutes. Then go again and flush a few more times. Then the wash and dryer for a bit. Get my point? I can be passive aggressive at times. I should be worried about that.....maybe.
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lol..A friend of mine told me that they keep the door open when doing their business, hes on the toilet and she is brushing her teeth...Just seems soooo wrong...
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5/28/2020 6:51 am |
lol..A friend of mine told me that they keep the door open when doing their business, hes on the toilet and she is brushing her teeth...Just seems soooo wrong...
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Oh so funny. I am with tickle. Go in and flush the whole time while I am doing my thing. If a hand dry is there, run that sucker about 5 minutes. Then go again and flush a few more times. Then the wash and dryer for a bit. Get my point? I can be passive aggressive at times. I should be worried about that.....maybe.
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I'm with tickles4us about the flushing...and possibly even the farting. lol Then when you've flushed several times, ask in a really loud voice "I'm sorry, is the flushing disturbing you?" Hopefully that would be a cue for her to end the conversation.
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That's so gross. I try to never use anything other than personal bathrooms.
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this story I was laughing the whole time just when you think you've heard and seen it all boom, there's another story I'm with you, my conversations are private when i use the bathroom, it's private sometimes I tell people "A donkey doesn't know that she's a donkey" and, they look at me funny but, it can apply to men or women hmm be safe Young MC - "Bust a Move" This here's a tail for all the fellas Tryin; to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause ya over-zealous Play hard to get females get jealous Okay smarty go to a party Girls are scantily clad and showin; body A chick walks by you wish you could sex her But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter Next days function high class luncheon Food is served and you're stone-cold munchin' Music comes on people start to dance But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants A girl starts walking guys start gawking Sits down next to you and starts talking Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove So come on fatso and just bust a move
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Hi secret_lade thanks for sharing this story I was laughing the whole time just when you think you've heard and seen it all boom, there's another story I'm with you, my conversations are private when i use the bathroom, it's private sometimes I tell people "A donkey doesn't know that she's a donkey" and, they look at me funny but, it can apply to men or women hmm be safe Young MC - "Bust a Move" This here's a tail for all the fellas Tryin; to do what those ladies tell us Get shot down cause ya over-zealous Play hard to get females get jealous Okay smarty go to a party Girls are scantily clad and showin; body A chick walks by you wish you could sex her But you're standing on the wall like you was Poindexter Next days function high class luncheon Food is served and you're stone-cold munchin' Music comes on people start to dance But then you ate so much you nearly split your pants A girl starts walking guys start gawking Sits down next to you and starts talking Says she wants to dance cause she likes to groove So come on fatso and just bust a move To leave private messages, please use my confidential mailbox at my blog: Good luck!!! 
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5/27/2020 5:47 pm |
That's so gross. I try to never use anything other than personal bathrooms.
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I'm with tickles4us about the flushing...and possibly even the farting. lol Then when you've flushed several times, ask in a really loud voice "I'm sorry, is the flushing disturbing you?" Hopefully that would be a cue for her to end the conversation. Pagan  Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!
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Very humorous indeed! 
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yea, in my opinion, that lady was an idiot. at the very least, the very least take the g'damn phone  off speaker. it's bad enough the piss n' dumps you gotta do but no one needs an audience to do it.
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Really? hmmm... Nope... Disagree here. I couldn't give a fuck if the guy in the stall next to me is on skype with his mother. Fuckem ! I mean it's a natural function and if that other person wants to subject their listener/watcher to whatever they're up to in the toilet? Who give a shit? Literally ... lol I'd try EXTRA hard to make a real show of it. Then again... THIS thing is a GIRL thing. NO GUY on the fucking PLANET would bring a live cell phone into the crapper.
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Lol. You should have just gone in the toilet stall next to her and made loud farting noises and kept flushing the toilet etc. Though it would have been hard not to laugh out loud while doing that. 
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"No, I'm not busy, just shitting here" would have been the thing to say 
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"No, I'm not busy, just shitting here" would have been the thing to say 
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Lol. You should have just gone in the toilet stall next to her and made loud farting noises and kept flushing the toilet etc. Though it would have been hard not to laugh out loud while doing that. Vive La Difference
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Really? hmmm... Nope... Disagree here. I couldn't give a fuck if the guy in the stall next to me is on skype with his mother. Fuckem ! I mean it's a natural function and if that other person wants to subject their listener/watcher to whatever they're up to in the toilet? Who give a shit? Literally ... lol I'd try EXTRA hard to make a real show of it. Then again... THIS thing is a GIRL thing. NO GUY on the fucking PLANET would bring a live cell phone into the crapper. ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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yea, in my opinion, that lady was an idiot. at the very least, the very least take the g'damn phone off speaker. it's bad enough the piss n' dumps you gotta do but no one needs an audience to do it.
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5/27/2020 7:37 am |
Very humorous indeed! Become an Apollorising58 watcher!
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