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Well, There is that  

StrongBlakDick4U 43M
44 posts
4/16/2019 9:11 pm
Well, There is that


Why did I get divorced? He was asked....

Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my .

I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office,

my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay," I said.

She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my , my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

My wife stomped over to me and proceeded to stomp me. When I regained consciousness, the divorce papers were laying on my chest.

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
4/16/2019 10:08 pm


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