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She's Got Jokes - But They Are Not Funny  

StrongBlakDick4U 43M
44 posts
4/16/2019 9:01 pm
She's Got Jokes - But They Are Not Funny

A family is at the dinner table. The asks the father,

“Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?”

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, , a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions.”

“Onions?” the asks.

“Yes. You see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and . The asks,
“Mom, how many different kinds of willies are there?”

The mother smiles and says, “Well, dear, a man goes through three phases also. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it’s like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it’s like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?” the asks.

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration.”, the mom replied.

HAMONMAN 64M
13128 posts
4/16/2019 10:06 pm


TXArmyWife 51F
1964 posts
4/16/2019 11:49 pm

 Funny!
I need a really great kiss!!


StrongBlakDick4U 43M
263 posts
4/17/2019 10:46 am

 Ready and willing to give you that great big kiss, anyplace you want


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