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Toad the Wet Sprocket  

CynicusMaximus 52M
398 posts
9/19/2018 8:56 pm
Toad the Wet Sprocket


Well, I woke up wondering why Toad from Super Mario Kart was trending this morning on social media...

Before I go any further, this is about to get political as FUCK.

Normally, I would just write this blog elsewhere but I don't think this post would be appropriate on any other site because it involves the dick of a fucking 70 year old man.

We have hit a brand new low with our Creepy Porn President and we got to hear the description of Captain CottonCandy Head's little dangling participle. The porn star that he fucked raw went ahead and spilled the beans and told us everything that we didn't want to know about that fat asshole's dick because he couldn't pay her off like he said he would.

All other scandals aside..

This is a new low. Regardless of where you lie on the party lines.. this is just not normal. Why are we expecting the guy who paraded around like a with no understanding of boundaries at the Miss Universe Contest to be any different? Who thought the guy with the gold plated apartment was going to be a good fiscal conservative??

Why is that behavior acceptable?

You can't even plug up your ears and scream about fake news anymore because who the hell pleads guilty to fake news??

Anyway, we have a description of what his dick looks like.

FMAOPLS 70F
27112 posts
9/19/2018 10:28 pm

"Dangling participle".

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TicklePlease 56F  
13851 posts
9/20/2018 2:13 am

And to think I made it an entire day without hearing THAT little tidbit.

Poor Nintendo.


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