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Cold feet.  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
6/11/2018 4:54 pm
Cold feet.






It's winter here in Oz. I prefer the cooler months to the 40+ during summer.

Got my nice thick fluffy dressing gown to keep me nice and warm, no need for the heater yet, but my feet are cold. Don't like wearing socks, so have been looking around for a nice warm pair of slippers.

Came across these, what do you think?

Could come in useful should those god bothers come knocking at the door. My friends would get a laugh, but wouldn't wear them should my call in.












SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
6/11/2018 5:26 pm



I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


chaso5 65M

6/11/2018 5:35 pm

I also have no words! Lucky I know you better!


fkmeallnitelong9 53F  
2586 posts
6/11/2018 6:00 pm

...omg...that is hilarious ….thanks for the laugh ..stay warm


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
6/11/2018 6:03 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.
Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 6:19 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:


    I have no words. LOL. Those are hysterical.
You could wear them in summer too. Just fill them up with ice and have nice cool feet.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 6:20 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    I also have no words! Lucky I know you better!
Had to take your mind of the willy warmers somehow.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 6:22 pm

    Quoting fkmeallnitelong9:
    ...omg...that is hilarious ….thanks for the laugh ..stay warm
Thanks for popping in.

Glad I was able to give you a

All rugged up ATM, but without them.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 6:26 pm

    Quoting  :

I've never done a post which leaves so many speechless.

You would have worked out by now, you'll never guess what I'll post next.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 6:29 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"
Why not show off like some of the guys on here and get a pair 12"


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
6/11/2018 6:51 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Yeah, you have words "I want a pair, size 10"
I don't need a pair.

Just one.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
6/11/2018 7:04 pm

    Quoting marysia4u:
    Why not show off like some of the guys on here and get a pair 12"


12s might hurt someone

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
6/11/2018 7:05 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    I don't need a pair.

    Just one.
Well lil lady you're in luck - I just happen to have one.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 7:20 pm

Not all things are better if they are bigger. Things can be just too big.


Paulxx001 66M
22642 posts
6/11/2018 7:41 pm

So true . . Your kids know that you only had sex those few times when you had them . . LOL Wear what you want . . I don't think your kids give a shit . . . As long as your feet are warm . . . . Yep!


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
6/11/2018 7:49 pm

Perfect for keeping your feet warm then the Jehovah Witnesses show up.
Finally got Summer here. I prefer temps of 24 to 30. Good naked, or almost so, outside weather.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


notsure1949 74M
10657 posts
6/11/2018 7:54 pm

whatever keeps you warm


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 8:07 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    So true . . Your kids know that you only had sex those few times when you had them . . LOL Wear what you want . . I don't think your kids give a shit . . . As long as your feet are warm . . . . Yep!
Both kids know I'm on here, so if I did have these I still wouldn't be able to wear them around them. I don't know who would be more embarrassed.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 8:09 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Glad I gave you a


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 8:12 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    Perfect for keeping your feet warm then the Jehovah Witnesses show up.
    Finally got Summer here. I prefer temps of 24 to 30. Good naked, or almost so, outside weather.
It would certainly keep those pests from ever knocking on my door.

I too like 24 to 30 too. Anything above that gets too uncomfortable.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/11/2018 8:13 pm

Thanks for popping in.

I can think of a much nicer way to stay warm.


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
6/11/2018 8:40 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    Well lil lady you're in luck - I just happen to have one.
A size 10?

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
6/11/2018 9:11 pm

I believe a proper fitting session would be in order. Slip on - see how it feels, give it a good test and get a taste for how you like it.

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
6/12/2018 1:43 am

Heh heh, waterproof too!

Want to try mine for size?

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
6/12/2018 2:52 am

ROFLMFAO Keep warm

Please visit my Blog "Older but no Wiser"


1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
6/12/2018 3:13 am

Ha ha those are what you get when looking for two feet of cock. Ha ha or a real foot long. I imagine it is funnier for us in the united states, not sure of the metric conversion. Ha ha

Anything worth doing is worth doing right


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/12/2018 3:15 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.

Glad you got a


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/12/2018 3:16 am

    Quoting HAMONMAN:
    Hey !

    Your very own dick pic !
Thought I'd get in on the act.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/12/2018 3:18 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Heh heh, waterproof too!

    Want to try mine for size?
Oh if you were only closer, I'd take you up on your kind offer.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/12/2018 3:20 am

    Quoting  :

Sometimes I go blog mad, other times I'm blog dead, so I guess having patience would pay off.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/12/2018 3:22 am

Would love to keep warm another way.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/12/2018 3:25 am

    Quoting 1bighammer1000:
    Ha ha those are what you get when looking for two feet of cock. Ha ha or a real foot long. I imagine it is funnier for us in the united states, not sure of the metric conversion. Ha ha


Although I've lived most of my life in Oz, I was born in England, growing up using feet and inches. I still measure things in feet and inches, so was able to have a laugh at your comment.


CleverDick00 40M

6/12/2018 6:22 am

😂 love them slippers


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/12/2018 12:18 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Looks like they'd be Hard to walk in.


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
6/12/2018 3:58 pm

    Quoting redrockrascal:
    I believe a proper fitting session would be in order. Slip on - see how it feels, give it a good test and get a taste for how you like it.
Always first in line for a test or experiment.

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


redrockrascal 65M
23580 posts
6/12/2018 4:37 pm

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    Always first in line for a test or experiment.
Good to know. I can provide some equipment, you know like probes

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
6/13/2018 11:38 am

Puts a whole new meaning on giving someone a kick up the ass!!! Too funny!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/13/2018 12:17 pm

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    Puts a whole new meaning on giving someone a kick up the ass!!! Too funny!

Then they wouldn't have to ask if anal hurts.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/13/2018 10:21 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Too good not to share.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/13/2018 10:22 pm

    Quoting Hps1230:
    Those are amazing and awful all at once. 😂
Thanks for popping in.

I can't imagine they would be too comfortable to wear.


Bundyman59 64M
32 posts
6/14/2018 8:44 pm

they'd be a better design as gum boots for wearing when things are very wet


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/14/2018 9:59 pm

    Quoting Bundyman59:
    they'd be a better design as gum boots for wearing when things are very wet
What............. like in the shower?

You could wear them in the garden, but you might get strange looks from next door.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/17/2018 12:11 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.

I can't really see myself wearing them.


Myfav416 101F  
1091 posts
6/17/2018 7:53 pm


Hilarious!!!!

Where can I get my pair? My feet are always cold at work!! lol


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/17/2018 9:38 pm

    Quoting Myfav416:

    Hilarious!!!!

    Where can I get my pair? My feet are always cold at work!! lol
Thanks for popping in.

You could get away with wearing them to work? I need a job like yours.


Frankies2017 44M
19 posts
6/18/2018 10:08 am

Ha


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/18/2018 1:21 pm

Thanks for popping in.


1kybottom 64M

6/20/2018 6:01 pm

very cute


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/20/2018 9:30 pm

Thanks for popping in.

Can you see yourself wearing them?


BarbraCD 76T
28 posts
6/21/2018 9:12 am

Be careful where you kick someone --- you may not get the slipper back!


harbor112 64M
1567 posts
6/21/2018 1:06 pm

I guess size really does matter after all LOL


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/21/2018 1:17 pm

    Quoting BarbraCD:
    Be careful where you kick someone --- you may not get the slipper back!
Thanks for popping in.

Would be a worry if something that size got lost.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/21/2018 1:19 pm

    Quoting harbor112:
    I guess size really does matter after all LOL
Thanks for popping in.

Guess it answers the question too..... is shaven better?


mnwsald 30M

6/23/2018 11:41 pm

Lol unless they're taking a real close look I'm sure they wouldn't notice


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/23/2018 11:55 pm

    Quoting mnwsald:
    Lol unless they're taking a real close look I'm sure they wouldn't notice
Thanks for popping in.



You think so?


livonia8inch 41M

6/29/2018 8:51 pm

Those are hilarious


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/30/2018 2:48 am

Thanks for popping in.

Too funny not to share.


ImHere37604 67M
8 posts
7/5/2018 6:42 pm

LOL...and when you kick someone's butt ... ewwwey


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/5/2018 7:09 pm

    Quoting ImHere37604:
    LOL...and when you kick someone's butt ... ewwwey
Thanks for popping in.

I bet they would never forget that kick in the butt.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/6/2018 2:19 pm

    Quoting  :

Would end up being a real pain in the arse.


Classynails 66F
1675 posts
7/6/2018 7:31 pm

Oh my...those are hilarious!

Classy, Sassy, and a little Smart-Assy
Sine Metu
CN


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/7/2018 2:54 am

Thanks for popping in.

Can't really see them being a big seller, but good for a


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/7/2018 3:04 am

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.
Almost missed your comment.


izne1fun 50M

7/9/2018 3:27 pm

That is hysterical


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
7/10/2018 2:55 am

Thanks for popping in.

I won't be rushing out to buy a pair.


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