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Not to be inserted.  

marysia4u 68F
12969 posts
5/31/2018 12:05 am
Not to be inserted.





Ouch. I know there are those out there that like inserting things into their penis. Nobody I know, but have seen it mentioned in the advice line.

As well as the warning, they make sure by the small picture too.

I have a set of these, but instead of the penis warning, there is a picture of a clock with a circle and line through it???
Could be the person heard wrong and printed a clock and not a penis. Clock and cock do sound familiar I guess.










XHamburgDave 80M
10466 posts
5/31/2018 1:19 am

Having a Screw, takes on a whole new meaning

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MyBaffies 54M
4983 posts
5/31/2018 1:29 am

Is this an effect of the litigious society we live in now? "Well it didn't say I couldn't insert it" so they have to put disclaimers on everything to stop the potential Darwin Award nominees from trying silly things.

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


Paulxx001 67M
22642 posts
5/31/2018 1:36 am

Lol. I have a set like that... Hmmm lol. Although a hot tongue is something I'd accept willingly. Yes...


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 1:56 am

    Quoting XHamburgDave:
    Having a Screw, takes on a whole new meaning

Love it.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 1:58 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    Is this an effect of the litigious society we live in now? "Well it didn't say I couldn't insert it" so they have to put disclaimers on everything to stop the potential Darwin Award nominees from trying silly things.
Hard to believe people actually do this.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 1:59 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Lol. I have a set like that... Hmmm lol. Although a hot tongue is something I'd accept willingly. Yes...
With you all the way. Guess it takes all sorts.


souptowndude2009 38M

5/31/2018 2:00 am

Hell no!


1bighammer1000 58M
4304 posts
5/31/2018 2:34 am

Ha ha I have a set of those, never noticed that, must be because they have never used them.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 3:35 am

Thanks for popping in.

Believe it or not, some guys insert some strange things.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 3:37 am

    Quoting 1bighammer1000:
    Ha ha I have a set of those, never noticed that, must be because they have never used them.
I had to get mine out to see if it was on my set. Still don't get the picture of the clock on mine.


SeaGirlFL 60F
9220 posts
5/31/2018 4:03 am

My set has nothing about clocks or cocks.

Who would ever, though? Just thinking about it makes me cringe..

(Ok, Dave...that was hysterical...)

"Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 4:25 am

    Quoting SeaGirlFL:
    My set has nothing about clocks or cocks.

    Who would ever, though? Just thinking about it makes me cringe..

    (Ok, Dave...that was hysterical...)
Dave's comment was a funny way to start things.

I cringe every time I read what some guys want to insert. amp;


sexysixties2 106F
39750 posts
5/31/2018 4:32 am

OUCH is right....I just cannot understand why anyone would even think about sticking anything up their cock!!!

"Age does not protect you from love, but love, to some extent, protects you from age."

~~Anais Nin~~


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 4:48 am

    Quoting sexysixties2:
    OUCH is right....I just cannot understand why anyone would even think about sticking anything up their cock!!!
I can't imagine how any type of pleasure can be got from doing that.


justskin1 72M
13175 posts
5/31/2018 6:47 am

Know an EMT who has responded to calls for items inserted into a penis. The particular one she mentioned involved artist brush handles.
I do have one question: if they are dumb enough to do it are they smart enough to read? (This site demonstrates that where sex is concerned many will not read. In short would a warning do any good?

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 1:41 pm

    Quoting justskin1:
    Know an EMT who has responded to calls for items inserted into a penis. The particular one she mentioned involved artist brush handles.
    I do have one question: if they are dumb enough to do it are they smart enough to read? (This site demonstrates that where sex is concerned many will not read. In short would a warning do any good?
If someone was silly enough to do this, I don't think any amount of warnings would stop them. Stupid to do something so dangerous.

I wonder if that person did a painting while having the brushes stuck in there. If so, wonder what it would be of.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
5/31/2018 1:43 pm

    Quoting  :

Thanks for popping in.

It is funny as well as sad thinking someone could endanger themselves so badly.


chaso5 65M

6/1/2018 12:58 am

I really like my penis. Screwdrivers are good when you need them. The two will never mix in my world!


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/1/2018 2:25 pm

    Quoting chaso5:
    I really like my penis. Screwdrivers are good when you need them. The two will never mix in my world!
I knew you'd never be that silly.


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/3/2018 1:36 am

    Quoting  :

You would be surprised what some guys insert.


Bundyman59 64M
32 posts
6/14/2018 8:38 pm


Bundyman59 64M
32 posts
6/14/2018 8:39 pm

didn't finish the last

Fair warning I guess not sure that I'd have thought of using a screwdriver that way


marysia4u 68F
15417 posts
6/14/2018 10:05 pm

    Quoting Bundyman59:
    didn't finish the last

    Fair warning I guess not sure that I'd have thought of using a screwdriver that way
You obviously don't read the magazine on here. That's where I learnt about the inserting thing. Some guys try all sorts of things.


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