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The best celebrity blowjob artist for every state It doesn't happen as much as it used to but the other day someone walked up to me and started very sincerely apologizing for "what happened" and then after I said "I don't know what you're talking about" they got VERY angry with me for not knowing why they were so sorry . not sure I had ever seen the guy before who did it this time . Does that happen to you ? Are you backed into a paradigm ? Are you so inside the box that a synergistic workflow needs to be re-outsourced to push profits ? Looking for a fresh approach to a new media post-partum download situation ? If so my new business venture – Crush IT ! – can help . We’re a neo-lexicon with a forward focused business outreach . We will single handedly split-shift upper management with a down-tempo trip hop multi-scaped approach to debt-based advertising . Don’t get caught in the dark ages while your competitors are doing multi-platform cross-spaced low-level audience analysis . You wouldn’t initialize second-echelon revenue stream without down-scaling profit expectations would you ? Crush IT ! The other day someone (who shall remain nameless) asked me what shows I was watching currently and one that I am watching but did not name is The Deuce . not quite sure why . I guess I was embarrassed to admit that I started watching a show mostly because I wanted to see Maggie Gyllenhaal nude . That doesn't seem to track though because I've admitted much worse things . Why do you think I lied by omission about the Deuce ? Anyway , curious - with all the dudes getting taken down by the creep hunt currently why is James Franco getting a pass ? It seems like anyone else who gets accused is shut down immediately - but Franco is just skating along as cool as you like . Why ? Is it because he's handsome ? Think about all the dudes that have been trashed - are any of them remotely good looking ? Louis CK - uggo . Weinsten - monster . Jeffery Tambor - gross . Cosby - . Kevin Spacey - nothing to write home about . Is that what's going on here ? Attractive dudes are getting off the hook ? Chris Hardwick is mildly attractive I would say , and he initially get crushed but then they decided he was okay . On the Deuce Maggie plays Eileen "Candy" Merrell a turned porn star turned porn director . In the last episode I watched she was trying to get investors for her new movie and one dude turned her down but did offer her $10,ooo for a blowjob . At first they played it like she was going to refuse with extreme prejudice but in the end she shrugged and said "sure" - one has to assume on account of all the dicks she had sucked for a lot less . Now I realize this makes me a horrible person (what else is new) but while I was watching that scene I thought "I wonder if Maggie Gyllenhaal is any good at blowjobing in real life" . There's probably dudes that would a ton of money to get their cock sucked by some famous actress but what's the chance they'd be any good at it realistically ? I mean what percentage of people after good at sucking dick in the general population ? What does that number go up or down for people who are artists ? Or rich ? Or famous ? What are the societal factors that change things ? I couple months back I was chatting up this gal and I don't remember why but I said something about US law being based on the Napoleonic rather than English common law . And she was all like " an 8th circuit court judge and I don't think that's right" so I've been looking through my books to see where I read that and I finally tracked it down . It was in "These Truths" . I re-read that part and the claim they were making is that the Napoleonic Code laid out out criminal procedure , prohibited ex post facto laws as well as other legal mumbo-jumbo that lead directly to the Uniform Commercial Code in the US rather than whatever they had going on in Britain . Is it true ? It seems like a judge would know more about the law than a historian BUT how much history do they learn in law school ? So maybe in this case the historian has the advantage ? Where do you think the US legal system was most influenced from ? And why anyone care ? And why are people so gleeful about the prospect of criminals getting ass (banned topic) ? The hacker that killed a dude with a SWATing attack got 20 today and 80% of the comments were people joking about him getting (banned topic) in prison . It's strange how happy it seems to make people . I get that the dude is a criminal but very uncomfortable by how much the average person seems to want people who broke the law to be tortured . As you all know a sucker for a listicle . Especially the ones where they have the (blank) (blank) from every state . I like to see what some "writer" in San Francisco or New York thinks is going on in Iowa . This one was the strangest traditional Thanksgiving dish in every state . And what they said for Iowa was monkey bread . Hubba what ? I have never seen nor heard of anyone serving monkey bread for Thanksgiving . I think I've only ever been offered home-made monkey bread once in my life and it had nothing to do with any holiday . So don't believe the monkey bread hype about Iowa folks . If your dirty Iowa living cousin invites you to Thanksgiving at their gross run down trailer don't go because you think there will be monkey bread . Go for the meth and cornholing . 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Monkey bread is not an Iowa Thanksgiving tradition? *rips up plane ticket and stalks off* Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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I think those food listicles are made up. There was one that claimed Minnesota’s weird food is some kind of grape salad. No one in the state had ever heard of it.  
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