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Double Whammy  

40Deuce 46M
4633 posts
2/20/2018 6:47 pm

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2/24/2018 3:34 pm

Double Whammy

Yesterday I forgot to put my half a Coke Zero from work in the refrigerator to cool back down while I was working out . So after I was done and I noticed I decided to put in the freezer for 10 minutes . And of course I forgot about it so today it was frozen . Now I know it won't taste as good as if it was never frozen but if I thaw it out and drink it will be any good at all or does freezing it ruin everything ?

I think about money laundering a lot . I'm not sure why . Probably because it seems so unfair that normally you go through all this trouble to steal all this money and then when it comes time to launder it you're lucky to get 50 cents on the dollar . Where's the justice I ask you ?

Today I came across a pretty nifty scheme people are pulling on Amazon . They self publish a book , put it on sale on Amazon for $600 , and then buy X copies of it with the money they want to launder . Boom , clean money .

AND as an added bonus (or double whammy if you will) you can brag about how you're a published author and all the people are paying up the ass for your book .

Apparently this has been brought to Amazon's attention and their response was essential "so what ?"

There's a book out there right now you can buy for only $2600 . I'm too afraid to put the title on the .000000001 percent chance that the dude pulling this scam is a mega-hacker and would somehow find out and fuck up all my shit but here's an example of one of the pages in this 60 page masterpiece ;

So insisted received is occasion advanced honoured. Among ready to which up. Attacks smiling and may out assured moments man nothing outward. Thrown any behind afford either the set depend one temper. Instrument melancholy in acceptance collecting frequently be if. Zealously now pronounce existence add you instantly say offending. Merry their far had widen was. Concerns no in expenses raillery formerly.

And that is the whole of page 37 because the font is humungous .

I'm not even really sure why I'm posting this . Best case scenario one of the people reading this is a criminal and I am now an accessory .

Anyway , this is the kind of double whammy I like ;



Please don't hurt me Mr. money launder . I'll do anything . And I mean anything .


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40Deuce 46M
5725 posts
2/20/2018 6:48 pm

But I won't do that .

Update it looks like Amazon has taken down a bunch of the books listed in the article I was reading . So they case at least somewhat .

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smartasswoman 66F  
35813 posts
2/20/2018 6:55 pm

I'm sure some snooty writing critics could find a way to make a case that that writing is wildly creative and meaningful in an avant-garde way. But I think it's hilarious that a 37 page book is on sale for $2600. Obvious much?

Also I don't quite get how this laundering works, because you can't buy stuff on Amazon for cash so you still would end up depositing your dirty money into a bank account to pay off your credit card charges for the expensive book?

But maybe he's giving cash to friends to get them to order the book.


40Deuce replies on 2/21/2018 4:45 pm:
There's two ways it's used one is for illicit sales . You want the illegal Chinese Viagra I smuggled into the country ? Buy my book on Amazon and then I give it you . My money comes from being an author MRS. IRS not from illegal Chinese Viagra .

The other way is with harvested credit cards and bank accounts - instead of buying stuff you get straight cash homey .

superbjversion2 68F  
24388 posts
2/20/2018 8:27 pm

If you partially thaw your Coke Zero and shake it up... you might get a Coke Zero Slushie.

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!


40Deuce replies on 2/21/2018 4:48 pm:
I will be posting about this so I acknowledge your comment as required by The Compact

wickedeasy 74F
32404 posts
2/24/2018 11:14 am

who do people have sex against a wall. it's terribly uncomfortable.

You cannot conceive the many without the one.


40Deuce replies on 2/24/2018 3:34 pm:
Not all of us can afford floors

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